Capo John And The Militia Travel to Splinterlands HQ

"Where is Splinterlands HQ?" asked Capo John as he polished his glass eye.

"Media Pennsylvania" replied Ganesh his loyal lieutenant who had a penchant for chopping off a human arm with a machete. (See part one)

"Is this in America?" asked Capo as he popped his glass eye back in.

"Yes sir." replied Ganesh.
"Then prepare the troops, Ameeeeeeerrrrica we shall travel to at first light."
" Sir " said Ganesh shaking.
"What is it Ganesh?"

"America is over 8600 miles away."
"How do you recommend we travel?"

"Ganesh you insolent fool!"
"I have a good mind to take another finger,"
"We take the Toyota pick ups as per usual and a boat need to be commandeered."
"Pillage some fuel for our journey and tell your 4 wives that we leave tomorrow."
"Take as many men as possible. The women can do the quests and the brawls while we are gone."
"Tell my wife if she loses more than ten battles then I will cut off a breast on my return."
"I have a feeling we will face a formidable adversary at Splinterlands HQ"
"Yes sir."

8 MONTHS LATER.......

"Land ahoy Capo John, we prayed for this day."
"Prepare what is left of the militia."
"Scurvy has not been kind to us."
"We still have 4 Toyotas full with militia sir`." replied Ganesh

"This should be more than enough to take down Splinterlands HQ and reverse the starter card update so we can continue our scam."

"Where is this HQ?"
"A mansion by the lake in Media sir"
"It's the one with the red trees."

"Red trees eh? Something is fishy here."
"Get our Shaumen to send his raven to scout what we will be up against."
"Yes sir."
"Prepare the Toyotas."
"I sense danger with this one."
"These devs are a bunch of nerds Capo."
"They can't be that dangerous."
"On the contrary these computer people are the most dangerous of them all Ganesh."
"We take the Toyotas up to the lake and then take boats to the mansion."

At the lake Capo John surveys the water. Things aren't quite right. The raven arrived back with no feathers which was a bad sign.
"Something shot him" said the shauman.
The militia jumped out of their trusty Toyotas and into the rowing boats.
"The scurvies dogs are to take the last boat please" declared Ganesh.

Off they went towards Splinterlands HQ but Capo could smell death in the air. It was all too quiet as well

"Keep your eyes peeled. This doesn't smell right."
"Ganesh knew his leader had a sixth sense for death as it was part of daily life since Capo John was 4 years old when he had to kill his father."
Something bubbled under the water that immediately got the attention of Capo John.
Then all of a sudden a giant squid emerged from the lake and wrapped its tenteacles around the last boat that had scurvy.
The soldiers were being swung around by the giant squids massive tentacles as if they were rag dolls.
"This cannot be," said Capo John.
"The monster went for the weakest first."
"Opportunity" cried Ganesh.

IT'S A DEEPLURKER!!!!!!!!!! ROWWWWWWW FOR YOUR LIVESSSSSS!!!

Capo John grabbed his trusty dagger and jumped under the water. Deeplurker was still busy with the 8 militia with scurvy. 4 had passed away so far but 4 more were still wielding their machetes off the Deeplurkers tentacles. Capo John emerged from the water on the back of Deeplurker, stuck his dagger into the back of the monsters head and jumped down as like a pirate on a sail to finish off the giant beast. He managed to save two of his men and took them back to the boat.
Just as he got his two men back to safety, the boat was hit by some purple stuff and disintegrated before their eyes. Some old guy with nice hair, a beard and no pupils was now attacking them.

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Capo knew this guy. He was one of Capos most valuable cards. It was a real life DJINN OSHANNUS.

"Ganesh we are in trouble here."
"This guy is powerful."

"If I had known that Splinterlands HQ was guarded by real life Splinterlands characters then I never would have made the journey!"
"It's over."
Ganesh had never seen his boss Capo John this deflated.
Capo had saved Ganesh from certain death a decade earlier when Ganesh was attacked by a pride of lions and he was bound to Capo ever since.

"It's not over boss"

Ganesh jumped into the water with his trusty machete.
Meanwhile DJINN OSHANNUS was tearing apart his militia with these giant water bubbles.
Ganesh disappeared and reappeared behind the bearded monster legendary god and chopped off both his arms.
Suddenly Dijinn was helpless and was unable to throw his magic bubbles.
"It's not over yet" said trusty Ganesh.
"I will remember this loyalty Ganesh" declared Capo John.

Capo John, Ganesh and what was left the militia washed up on shores of Splinterlands HQ.
They bearly survived the two water monsters.

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What would be in store for them next??
Find out next week!!