splinterlands daily swearfest - day 11 - garbage fire quest

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starting points 2047 - finishing points 2193 (got super lucky at the end)


the early rounds - win the first match vs levle 1's - fuck yeah !!!!

annnndddd then get my ass kicked in a shitty low 15 mana bullshit garbage fest - FUCK !!!!

win 1 (opp surrendered)

win 1 vs level 8's - SUPER BEASTY BATTLE (https://splinterlands.com/?p=battle&id=sl_cda045401ceca843242819d7c156e828)

followed by a bunch of win 1 - lose 1 bullshit - stopping here before the shitty losing streak


welll fuck - the extra 40 points i made earlier is about to get lost (and then some )

MOTHERFUCKER FUCKITY FUCK !!!! forst match the preview shows opponent uses level 1's - AND THEN FCUKING BAM !!!! it's all level fucking 8's -

I FUCKING HATE FIRE SPLINTER !!! and it's only the first shitty match

second match - fucking llama w/kron the undying - goos thing they were all level 1's so could could SLAUGHTER the lower level fucks

annnddddd then fucking lose 1 to a bunch of fucking gold cards and the goddamm yodin w/ 3 buff summoner - DOGSHIT !@!@!@

a lucky win vs. some gold cards - followed by earthquake ruleset - you bet your sweet ass i'm using dragons for that match (win that fucker too)

followed by some high level heavy hitter cards (all legendarys and epics) - well, that fucked up a win streak real quick - fucking dirtbag !!!!

annnddd then i get fucking hammered by a bunch of fucking level 1's - absolutely fucking stupid bullshit - i can barley stay afloat with level 5's

annnddd theres 3 in row fucking pissed away into nothing - fucking garbage fucking dogshit fire splinter FUCKING SUCKS !!!!

well, i'm right back where i fucking started this morning - some days i don't even know why i fucking bother with this shit

followed by another loss to all fucking level 1's - all legendary with that fucing 3/buff kitty bullshit (https://splinterlands.com/?p=battle&id=sl_149479c7af63c353bcf7129337641695)

win 1 - follwed by some bullshit 13 mana vs fucking level 8's

there wont be any fucking win streaks today

win with death - followed by losing to all level 1's water splinter magic - FUCKING GARBAGE FIRE SPLINTER FUCKING SUCKS ASS !@!@!@!@!@

followed by earthquake - not fucking around - they gettin the dragons for that one (slaughterted some level 1's - fuck em )

annddd a couple surrenders follwed by a couple lucky vs. level 1's

CANT FUCKING BELIEVE I PULLED THAT OFFF !!!


we always like the epics


*(this account is for entertainment purposes only - please consult a mental health professional if you consider taking any of this seriously)



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Splinterlands makes it easy to earn on a daily .

!PIZZA

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