splinterlands daily swearfest - season rewards - day 1 sneak quest
starting points 1600 - ending points 1462 (got fucked - just like normal)
trying a couple late rounds to see if i can at least get back into gold 1 -
annnnddd we're fucking losing even more points - FUCK !!!!!
GODDAMMITTT - fucking 3 buff summoner - follwed by that fucking llama !@!@!@ MOTHERFUCKER FUCKITY SONOFABITCH FUCK !@#!@!@!@!!!!!!
annndddd - got fucked out of 3 in a row for the end of the season - I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS FUCKED UP BULLSHIT !!!!!
ok - turned it around and won 3 - stopping here in gold 1 before i get fucked any worse ...
season rewards
only getting 30 rewards sucks - i hate not making it to diamond 3 and missing the extra 10 cards
i did get 2 gold cards - so at least there's that
that gave me 2 pelacor mercanairies - so i upgraded that ;)
uggg, starting a new season in garbage silver league - i usually get my ass kicked right down here on day 1 anyway - let's go earn some more $dec at least
annndddd lost the first match of the season to fucking high level legendarys - that pretty much sets the tone for the whole season - i'll be luck if it isn't all garbage
win 1 - lose 1 to an all gold cards line-up , fucking rich asshole
and 2 rounds of win 1 - lose 2 and i'm fucking going backwards on day 1 - fucking bullshit !@!@!@!@
followed by a low mana bulshit draw - A FUCKING DRAAW !!!!!
GODFUCKING DAMMIT - pissed away 3 in row
what a shitty fucking way to start a new season - fucked out of 60 points before even getting started
sneak quest sounds OK , i usually do fairly decent , but with a pre-season losing streak it could go dogshit too
andddddd we'll start by fucking losing to bad ass gold cards - fucking not perfect
my dragons are absolutely shit worthless till gold league - so it looks like about 10 days of dogshist losing in silver league
followed by another fucking loss to kitty 3/buff summoner with leveled up legendary - FUCKING BULLSHIT !@!@!@!@
WHOOPEEE !!! fuckerd out of 3 in a row to start the daily - lost 100 points before even starting - yeah, this season is gonna be total dogshit
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - 4 in a row pissed away to nothing - absolutely fucking horrible
win 2 - lose 1 to high levle cards - it's only the first fucking day !@!@!@!@!@
win 1 - lose 1 - fucking ydon 3/buff summoner - I FUCKING HATE THOSE - followed by the 12 mana garbage match - oh look, i fucking lost that one also
followed by another fucking 13 mana low mana bullshit garbage match - ROFLAMO - i lost that to 1 FUCKING CARD with thorns
pisse away another 3 in a row - fucked out of 130 points so far to start the shitty season
win 1 - followed by another FUCKING SHITTY GARBAGE LOW ASS 15 MANA BULLSHIT MATCH
MOTHERFUCKINGFUCKITYFUCKINGFUCK !@!!!! - win 2 and then the streak got fucked up by some asshole with level 3 legendary bullshit - i cant fucking belive this shit some days
MOTHERFUCKINGFUCKITYFUCKINGFUCK !@!!!! - and the nfucking lose to a bunch of fucking level 1's - FUCKING HORSE SHIT !@!@!@
the best i can do with a $38k deck is lose fucking 150 points on the first day of the season - getting closer to rage quiting every fucking day ~!@~!@~!@~!@
ANOTHER FUCKING 3 in a row pissed awy - jesus fucking christ i can't fucking believe this on the first day of the season
godfuckingdammit - win 2 - get fucked out of the streak - THIS IS LIKE THE 3rd FUCKING TIME SO FAR !!!!! starting to really fucking piss me off
oh look a match vs level 1's - i'll probably fucking lose that too - GODDAMMM FUCKING LLAMA w/ kron the undying - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE
3 SHITTY FUCKING REWARD CARDS - THAT'S ALL A $38k deck is worth
the epic doesnt even make up for the shitty day
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