Chuck Norris Appeared In My Dreams part 1

Hi! i've been playing splinterlands for almost 4 months already. I used to just scavenge for food in the thrash here in south east asia. Now i can afford to eat in fancy cafeteria's near my lair. I just want to share my experience, please don't judge me.

So one day after a tiring day of scavenging, i started to wonder if my situation will still change and experience some juicy sweet fried chicken from jollibee (a super luxurious restaurant here in the philippines). I also started to cry so hard because of the poverty i experience. It's like there's no way i could escape, i feel imprisoned and shackled from a prison called life. In that day i scavenge nothing, not even a single grain of rice. So even if it's already 8pm i started to wander the streets, hoping to find some food until i ponder upon a crumpled poster of chuck norris. I felt something strange, it draws me to it's location like there's some supernatural force. I then suddenly smell something strange, some sort of aroma similar to a scrotum's, it's so manly that i powerlessly succumbed to the force. I got scared and hysterical because this kind of of phenomena doesn't happen to a normal person. From what i remembered at that point i started to feel dizzy, i heard weird enchatments from chuck's poster like some sort of latin words until i finally lose consciousness........ to be continued