Two New Hats 4 One Ugly Dude!

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At 42, I gotta say that I still have a decent mop on my head. Most of my friends are going bald or at least thinning a ton by this point…yet here I am with a full head of hair on my ugly noggin. Sad part is that I have never really had a hair style that I liked. It’s probably the reason I rock hats a bunch. Half the time it’s just easier to pop on a cap and go about my day…which leads me to this post where I’m going to show off my 2 new favorites.

I got this one for Christmas so I’m a little late in sharing, but here we have my Hive hat…or beanie. I asked for Grey as it is pretty neutral and would match with pretty much anything. This bad boy came from a seller on Etsy and is super comfy.

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If interested, you can snag one of these mofo’s here…

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1113930526/hive-crypto-hat-embroidered-beanie-hive

I also needed a new cap as well, and felt I wanted to represent something I really enjoyed a bit. After seeing the great @nateaguila rocking one of these on the Splinterlands Town Hall’s week after week…it was drilled into my head subliminally and I succumbed to the pressure.

So I snagged one of these fancy Splinterlands Battle Mage caps to see if it would help make me not as disgusting of a human. I have a stupid fat head so I got the largest size available, and I must say that it’s a comfy wear. It’s a super sharp cap with deep blacks and it just pops well…even on ugly humans as seen here!!!

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I tried my best “Sexy Nate” but instead got “Scary Blewitt”. I tried folks…and that’s what’s important. If you want to be sexy (or scary) as well, you can snag one of these delicious head coverings below.

https://blockstyle.io/collections/splinterlands/products/splinterlands-battle-mage-structured-twill-cap?variant=37733579128991

Now go people…cover your misshaped gourds immediately with one of these and feel good representing your shared passion while not scaring children anymore. At least that’s what I tell myself…

Blewitt



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But scaring children is one of the few things which still brings a spark of joy into my blackened soul!

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It is quite the thrill.

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Apparently I'm not doing it right. Youth librarian Miss M.'s kids seem to adore me. It's weird.

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Well…kids are generally dumb and are terrible judges of character….if that makes ya feel any better. 😜

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Nice hats. I have an eSt--m hat from St--mfest as well as assorted shirts. Only got one Hive shirt so far. I've seen various Hive people selling merch, so I may buy some, especially if I can pay with crypto.

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Yeah I have 3 friggin Steem shirts…one from Krakow. Have t gotten rid of em yet but I won’t wear them anymore. Shame as I loved the one from Steemfest. Get some Hive gear!!!

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Nice! You definitely look sexier/scarier with a Splinterlands cap!

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It should seriously be a warning in the description when ordering.

WARNING

Humans wearing Battle Mage caps may appear sexier.

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