Splinterlands 101 - Ep 15: Behind The Avatar @aussieninja
Yo Yo My Sovereigns, Wattup?
Welcome to episode 15 of my weekly Splinterlands 101 podcast, with fellow @hiveaustralia members, and co-hosts of the show, @mattclarke and @giotrix
This episode, is another "Behind The Avatar" themed chat.
Who is the person playing that toon that always flogs you in ranked battles? haha
This theme focuses on just that, meeting the person behind the avatar.
This week, our guest is @aussieninja, whose battle with @mattclarke was showcased in an earlier episode.
and of course we also pull some juicy battles from the week, to dissect and analyse 🤓
and a shoutout to our opponents for this weeks battles; @sinistry and @serfapups
and remember, if you'd like us to analyse one of your battles, just drop a link in the comment section below.
I hope you enjoy this episode, as much as we enjoyed making it.
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Yah... that solves what to watch tonight. so glad its not me there tonight, i sound like a 4 pack a day hooker. ( Have a cold and lost my voice...." seriously sounds.... great....
Cheers
sarah
Too many winnie blues. lol
well from the sounds of my voice.... yup... never been a smoker... sound like one tonight. that or a squeaky toy that got stepped on.
lol
Picturing that chicken you squeeze and makes that loud squawk.
At least it wasn't the tickle me Almo :P
That would honestly be better.
Hahaha, the analogies keep getting better and better lol
making up names is so good.
You're a towel
i'm running out of upvotes in this thread...
lol... i'm sounding better today unhappily... although shouting at my children might tip it over the edge. gotta get to work tonight. public holiday and night shift and all...
Ouch. 🍎
Haha, now I can't wait to have you on the show lol
not till i can talk... although... to be fair... a non talking Sarah might be better for all concerned :-) what do you think @giotrix
You could just mime, and I'll find some "interesting" voice clips to use at my discretion 🤪
hmmmmmmm i'm not sure that would be appropriate lol... i can see an elephant calling loudly or a monkey farting in my sights with that... lets wait till my voice is back to its annoying shrill self... lol
hmmmm, my repuation precedes me, or did @giotrix tip you off?
My tips aren't reliable ;)
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It would be a pleasure having chewbacca on.
No reason why we can't all chewbacca :)
I reckon you would have a lot of handy things to say. It's pretty much what the whole show is about. Talk, talk, talk.
what he said 👆
So much to address, !BRO
Grab some !BEER and !PIZZA and find something to hang on to, !LOL
First, thanks @aussieninja for the kind words and apologies for the barrage of insults to you and your ancestry that spewed from my mouth when you won that match.
I remember thinking how screwed you were when I saw your lineup and laughing to myself, then how infuriated I was watching it play out. Like, disturbance in the Force level rage. I bet if one were to look into it you would discover a litter of two headed puppies were birthed somewhere in the world at the same moment. And yes, they immediately ate their mother.
I also recall wanting to use a Trample card in that line up, but Stampede is a trap of a ruleset, as it really narrows down the options for the tank position, so while I LOVE a good stampede (I think a perfect one is one of the hardest things to pull off in the game) I rarely try to take advantage of it unless it is paired with Opportunist. That's a different story. But I degress...
I really came here to tell @aussieninja that I thought we were bros before this, but calling me a minor nemesis is akin to saying I work in porn but you can't tell from the size of my junk, which is just so fucking !BRO. Made my day, even though the promotion to arch nemesis in the end kinda felt like you were kissing my cheek only to finger my ass, but whatever. After the pounding depicted in the video it was nice you took the time to comfort me. You could've just left my on the side of the road, which also would've been bro-spectable, but embittering.
So now all that's left to throw down a gauntlet. I want a rematch! I'm likely far too lazy to actually run an Apollo grade smear campaign, like in Rocky 2, but you should assume I'm ridiculing you all over HIVE until I get satisfaction. 🤣
Thanks to all you guys for the laughs!
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Oh man, I was laughing all through your comment, thanks for the laugh. Why don't you come on the show and have your moment too, haha. If we can figure out the timezones, maybe even have a match live on the show?
Thanks for dropping by.
I live in the southern U.S. but I’m mostly retired on Splinterlands and crypto earnings so my schedule is obscenely flexible.
I only have the camera an mic on my laptop so I’m not sure it’s sufficient for broadcast, but I’d love to be on the show! My guild mates in @shield-of-glory, where we gather to fluff each other… the Glory Hole, if you will, would be crazy fucking impressed and probably secretly envious. That’s how I get to imagine it, anyway 🤣
OK, so you're in the same neck of the woods as @ausieninja then, so shouldn't be too hard to have a battle during the episode :)
hit me up on discord Bobaphet#5613 and ill send you an invite to our podcast chat room, where we can organise a time to record an episode :)
and you can give your glory hole a good plugging 🤠
Actually, we consider it the people's Glory Hole, where it takes a village for a proper plug.
Well with all that plugging, Everyone must be drained.
!LOL You would think that, but here we are still popping off.
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@bobaphet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @sinistry
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Please don't give Sinistry a soapbox - we already have to put up with his delusions of grandeur in the
Shield of Glory discordGlory Hole 😂😱🤘Too late I'm afraid, the soapbox is booked 🤡 if anyone else feels they need a chance to refute/add to anything @sinistry may say during the show, you're welcome to come on the show for a later episode :) just hit me up on discord Bobaphet#5613 if you'd like to arrange that :)
!LOL
You may be biting off more than you can chew. I think almost everything I say should probably be refuted.
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@bobaphet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @sinistry
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We could add a personalized disclaimer :P
I actually prefer a pulpit. I don’t mind climbing up on a good soapbox, though. 😁
The higher the pulpit, the higher the fall ^^
You don't have to. You get to. 😝
Silly me to forget it's a privilege 🤓
No harm, No foul. I'm glad you're seeing clearly, now. 😀
It takes me a while sometimes 😌
Inviting him on even after you mentioned he was a low life? No wonder they call you Bold Bob.
Whoa, that was a snipe, deep into my back row. I distinctly remember clarifying that I was referring to his cards, not him. resurect tank still holding... 😋
Hahaha, I didn't actually hear that joke the first time round, but it was such smooth gold I had to mention it here.
kudos for the try :)
Lol... it's actually a defendable position.
OMG so funny!!!!
rematch...rematch...rematch ... lol
Splinterlands MMA Edition, can we get @wierdbeard in on this? haha
OMG YES! Now that Backfire exists I know Kung Fu. If I remember correctly they all agree it's maddening. 😆
In my defense I was still buoyed by the replay of my completely unholy victory that I had forgotten I had accurately outed you as a minor nemesis earlier and accidentally upgraded you to arch-nemesis even though it immediately felt wrong. I've never burned down your village, you've never murdered my parents on a whim, we've got an absolute ton of work to do to reach arch-nemesis stage.
I'm happy to put the work in though, because relationships are important - mainly for the unleashing of insult-barrages and almighty-swears for a loss.
I'm glad you got a chance to watch the video, you were definitely the belle of the ball in everyone's eyes and I very much enjoyed how dirty everyone felt with my win.
I didn't know you were, like, retired on Splintercrypto... that's amazing man. Supes inspiring.
.... after I spent half the episode ragging on guys who retire on Splinterlands earnings :)
Well, in your defense he did lose an almost unlosable battle causing intercontinental generational anguish (I assume).
Dude, I've watched this like 3 times now, and I can't find a place wherein you said anything that I can identify as "ragging on" people who retire from Splinterlands earnings so I don't have anything witty for a reply, and it's KILLING ME inside.
I totally agree, !BRO
Just because we don’t have a history of violence against each other doesn’t mean we can’t do better.
I’m all in. No hitting in the gems, though. We can be gentlemanly in our brutality.
Quick correction, though. I showed up to be belle of the ball. I feel like I left violated and unappreciated. Well done! And I’m glad you fell dirty. You should feel dirty. Lucky bastard. 😁
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