Interview With a Reptilian | Splinterlands Share Your Battle Weekly Challenge

This week, I'm interviewing Grund, the fearless reptilian who swings mercilessly into battle, swinging both his weapons relentlessly until his foes fall or cower away. Let's have a peak at what lives behind Grund's cold and cruel exterior.

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Interviewer: Hello Grund, how are you today?
Grund: Never not hungry.

Interviewer: I see... Well let's start there then. What does the famous Grund like to eat?
Grund: Grund eat everything. Cow. Potato. Chicken. Rice. Potato. Meat potato. Cow. Chicken. Potato. Fish. And potato. Also one time I try sushi. Too small. Favorite is meat potato.

Interviewer: What is meat potato?
Grund: What is interviewer?

Interviewer: Let's move on. Where did you grow up Grund? What was your youth like?
Grund: When I hatchling, I find sword. I swing it, and it cut things. Then I find hammer. I swing it, and it crush things. So I know I like to cut and crush. Soon my arms become big, so I pick up big sword, big hammer. I swing many things.

Interviewer: And what makes you want to cut and crush?
Grund: I cut and crush bad things. When bad thing is in pieces, it less bad.

Interviewer: So you're a good guy?
Grund: Yes, I good guy. I swing hammer of justice on Chaos Legion. I spin, swing, and crush.

Interviewer: Yes, you mentioned that. Other than swinging and crushing, what do you like to do Grund?
Grund: I like to sit on beach.

Interviewer: That's not what I expected to hear! What do you do on the beach?
Grund: I talk to hammer and think of what to crush.

Interviewer: Of course you do. Tell me about a normal day in the life of Grund.
Grund: I wake up in cave. I eat meat potato. I pick up weapon. I train. I eat meat potato. I sleep in cave. If good day, I fight Chaos Legion.

Interviewer: What's your cave like?
Grund: My cave beautiful. Comfortable, cozy home. Soft, nice. Much light from nice torch. Many meat potato to eat.

Interviewer: Somehow I doubt that.
Grund: I hungry.

Interviewer: Can you tell us about a battle you were recently in?
Grund: Many battle. Recent one I bring my slippy spawn. It good friend, keep enemy away. I try kill tiny angel, but tiny angel hard to kill. I blasting good, but meat potato Bosun stop my blast. Very annoying fight. I swing and cut, but I get chop down by a lady angel. She beautiful, so it ok. Tiny angel and Bosun mess me up. Cannot get through.

Link to battle: https://splinterlands.com?p=battle&id=sl_72b5c1f651a37cf84a043569ec20384f&ref=lordtofu

Interviewer: How humble of you to show us a battle where you lost... Ok Grund, I don't want to take too much more of your time. Got time for some glamour shots?
Grund: What is glamour?

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I hope you enjoyed this interview with Grund the fierce reptilian warrior. He didn't say much, but his words landed like his blows - true and on target. Looking forward to seeing who I'll get to interview next week!