Would you hire him? - Interview with Gargoya Scrapper!
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Hello, everyone! 😄
In this week Share your battle I’d like to try a new format to avoid monotony. Firstly I’d like to contextualize you: before I started playing Poker professionally, I did many job interviews in my previous field (Business/Finance) and I noticed that I had to answer over and over the same questions of the HR. In short: I’ll try to bring some of these cliches questions, but with humor (although I’m must say that I’m not really a funny person) and of course with Splinterlands content.
Well, let’s see Lorna Shine interviewing Gargoya Scrapper!
Nesta semana Compartilhe sua batalha, gostaria de experimentar um novo formato para evitar a monotonia. Primeiramente gostaria de contextualizar vocês: antes de começar a jogar Poker profissionalmente, fiz muitas entrevistas de emprego na minha área anterior (Negócios/Finanças) e percebi que tinha que responder repetidamente às mesmas perguntas do RH. Resumindo: vou tentar trazer algumas dessas perguntas clichês, mas com humor (embora eu deva dizer que não sou uma pessoa muito engraçada) e claro com conteúdo Splinterlands.
Bem, vamos ver a Lorna Shine entrevistando Gargoya Scrapper!
Question 1
Why should I hire you for the team?
I'm a low budget monster, so you will have more resources to hire more monsters! However, I'm not very fast doing my job, for this reason I always end up being the punchbag and being sacrificed.
Por que eu deveria te contratar para o time?
Porquê eu sou um monstro de baixo orçamento, então você terá mais recursos para contratar mais monstros! Porém, não sou muito rápido no meu trabalho, por isso sempre acabo sendo o saco de pancada e sendo sacrificado.
Question 2
Alright, good point! What are your main strengths?
Definetely my resilience with mages! I had to work in three companies before to develop this skill! (Void Ability)
Quais são seus pontos fortes?
Definitivamente minha resiliência com magos! Eu tive que trabalhar em três empresas diferentes antes de desenvolver essa habilidade. (Habilidade Void)
Question 3
Where is your favorite place to work?
In the frontline to help all of my colleagues giving them extra time to finish the work!
Onde é o seu local favorito para trabalhar?
Na linha de frente para ajudar meus colegas, dando tempo extra para eles finalizarem o trabalho!
Question 4
What kind of work conduct do you value more?
I feel better when everyone has Equal Opportunities. Because equalising things are really important.
Que tipo de conduta de trabalho você valoriza mais?
Sinto-me melhor quando todos têm oportunidades iguais. Porque equalizar as coisas é muito importante.
Question 5
And which one do you dislike?
I hate gossip, because it is like a poison spreading everywhere. I try to hide from these kind of people. It is like going to a basement to protect yourself from an earthquake.
E qual você nao gosta?
Eu odeio fofoca, porque é como um veneno se espalhando por toda parte. Eu tento me esconder desse tipo de gente. É como ir a um porão para se proteger de um terremoto.
Question 6
I think you already know who are the people in charge here, but let me refresh your memory. It is basically Mr. Sloan, Mrs. Lorna (myself), Tyrus Paladium and the CEO Chanseus The Great. Do you have a preference who you would like to work with?
Not really, all of them are really great. But if possible, don’t put me with Mr. Sloan! He doesn’t take the best out of me.
Acho que você já sabe quem são os responsáveis aqui, mas deixe-me refrescar sua memória. É basicamente o Sr. Sloan, a Sra. Lorna (eu), Tyrus Paladium e o CEO Chanseus The Great. Você tem alguma preferência com quem gostaria de trabalhar?
Na verdade, não! Todos eles são realmente ótimos. Mas se possível, não me coloque com o Sr. Sloan! Ele não tira o melhor de mim.
Question 7
How much do you think I should pay for you for a full time job?
At the present moment $ 0.05 cents an hour is a good value! But this can change at any time, so it is better to you decide wheter you want me in your company or not!
Quanto você acha que eu deveria te pagar para trabalhar em tempo integral?
No presente momento $ 0,05 centavos a hora é um bom valor! Mas isso pode mudar a qualquer momento, portanto, é melhor você decidir se vai me quererna empresa ou não!
Alright you are hired sir! You will work with Mr. Paladium. Good luck!
Boas notícias, você está contratado! Você irá trabalhar com o Sr. Paladium. Boa sorte!
LINEUP
In this battle summoners wouldn't make any difference, for this reason ideally I should have picked a summoner with 2 mana cost, but since I don't own or rented one, I picked Tyrus Paladium (3 Mana cost).
Nesta batalha os invocadores não fariam diferença, por isso o ideal seria escolher um invocador com custo de 2 mana, mas como não possuo ou nem aluguei um, escolhi Tyrus Paladium (custo 3 de mana).
Uriel The Purifier and Gargoya Scrapper (Position 1 and 2): Uriel has a lot of armor ⚙️, HP ❤️ and increased chances of dodging due to his Flying ability. Gargoya Scrapper was in the 2nd position to gain extra time for the backline do the damage. Also, if my enemy pick mages, he won't be damaged against 1 magic damage.
Uriel The Purifier e Gargoya Scrapper (Posição 1 e 2): Uriel tem muita armadura ⚙️, HP ❤️ e maiores chances de esquivar devido à sua habilidade de voar. Gargoya Scrapper ficou na 2ª posição para ganhar tempo para a linha de trás causar dano. Além disso, se meu inimigo escolher magos, ele não sofrerá dano contra 1 dano mágico.
Time Mage, Magi of Chaos and Portal Spinner (Position 3, 4, 5 and 6): In general Life monsters are not fast, for this reason Time Mage Slow ability is essential so Uriel can dodge more and allowing to Crystalsmith heal him before it is too late. Magi of Chaos has decent damage!
Time Mage, Magi of Chaos e Portal Spinner (Posições 3, 4, 5 e 6): Em geral, os monstros de Vida não são rápidos, por isso a habilidade Time Mage Devagar é essencial para que Uriel possa se esquivar mais e permitir que a Crystalsmith o cure antes que seja tarde demais. Magi of Chaos e Portal Spinner possuem bom dano!
THE BATTLE
When I saw that my opponent picked a team full of mages I was pretty sure I would lose. Because Uriel main weakness is magic damage! At least I had the Speed advantage!
Highlights/Destaques:
The strategy wasn't a complete fail, but I was countered pretty hard and I should have balanced more my team.
Uriel killed Oshannus in one blow dealing 9 damage which was very important if I wanted to have a chance.
Gargoya Scrapper actually did a great job absorbing the damage against Spirit Hoarder, Venari Wavesmith and Ice Pixie. In other words: Nerissa Tridawn saved my opponent in the end of round 3.
Portal Spinner was the worst decision and the reason I lost the battle! 😌 If I had another mage the odds would be in my favor as you can see below!
A estratégia não foi um fracasso total, mas fui contra-atacado com força e deveria ter equilibrado mais meu time.
Uriel matou Oshannus em um golpe causando 9 de dano o que era muito importante se eu quisesse ter uma chance.
Gargoya Scrapper realmente fez um ótimo trabalho absorvendo o dano contra Spirit Hoarder, Venari Wavesmith e Ice Pixie. Em outras palavras: Nerissa Tridawn salvou meu oponente no final do round 3.
Portal Spinner foi a pior decisão e a razão pela qual perdi a batalha! 😌 Se eu tivesse outro mago as chances estariam a meu favor como você pode ver abaixo!
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