What have i done?

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OH MY GOD! ... WTF did i do man....

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Apparently on a drug infused bender during last week, i sold of my thousands of dollars worth of Splinterlands cards. In exchange i had nothing, nothing.
Really fokking nothing but some mediocre sex memories, two lost bar fights and this watch which has the word "Breidholt" (a notorius Icelandic ghetto)

Standing in the ruins of my new life, empty of ALL splinterland cards. All the greats before me have had made their share of mistakes during the course of their lifetime. Like Nelson Mandela cleaned his name (although still a criminal in the eye of the law) like Bill Cosby didn't let a "little negative" discussions about his private life's sexual "preferences" stop him and his jokes reaching the hungry for his material, public.

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Had risen up. Risen above whatever it was that was holding back their careers.

Like O.j Simpson, and Cosby, I too would rise above my challenges. I would rebuild an awesome Splinterlands collection, become a landowner, gang member (sorry, guild member)... I'll make my own i mean, with cocaine in it, and hookers...

I have also decided to record and tell my story, from ashes to glory. To try and guarantee my dedication to this challenge, and we are about to start using "Twitch" on a completely unrelated project. I have "Scheduled" it a Show on Twitch . the link to it being:

https://www.twitch.tv/eythorphoto

Now. Off i go, it´s Splinterlands, with ALL my collection sold, building up another pile of shi* to later again burn up in a drug rage!

But now broadcasting the whole thing, wearing my purple "onsie". Supported and served by my darling @amanda.yrr who is "Director of broadcasting" and Ms.Photo.

Hope to see you guys there, and climb the ranks with me. There might even be #PiZZA party so called in this message board if everything goes well.

So far, I have Won 0 games and Lost 0 Games. (i'll be keeping that score)

Your "hearts & mind's", "semi BDSM" ish overlord!

Eythorphoto !

Because I owe so much to the community and amazing peoples of #dcity (sorry for tagging if unrelated game) i have added the @dcityrewards account as a beneficiary to the eventual grease this post comes to make. Also the vicious and notorious city-state @homeless (it´s the only city in #dcity that has claim to that title)

I feel like writing my name again, so i say goodbye for now, see you on the #Splinterlands Bloodgrounds!

EythorPhoto!



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Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism

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THERE WILL BE NO !PIZZA FOR YOU! BUT YO BRO, thnx for the like tough, ... i know you're "busy", doing your thing, keep on with that!. Have a nice day, and remember to vote in next dcity election =)

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Look you're a cunny funt.

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!PIZZA and a reply later, sinc im shoiwin my maaaad skillz =)

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What dafuq did you take lol

Give me some

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A lil bbit of this and a lil bit of "dat", got 4 strains at the moment, i think Pinaple Express is the culprit here, or Lemon Haze. It was a joint i picked up from the florr and i had obviusly stepped on...

It be da shiz though... in your honour and to make a show of this, i´ll now roll a FAT one... ;)

AKUMAGAI!

EYTHORPHOTO!

!PIZZA

!LUV

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@akumagai! I sent you a slice of $PIZZA on behalf of @eythorphoto.

Did you know Pizzabot speaks Spanish if you use the command ESPIZZA? (3/10)

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Hahah just don't ruin your city is the process

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My city was built on the fumes my brother! :) ;) thnx for engagement dude !PIZZA for you!, i´ll be starting up again for tonight, staring with 50 games of Splinterlands, then moving in to unknown terretory and try our Supreme Ruler Ultimate, The Great war. playing it fr first time, as Russia :) .... Could be something watchworthy .

Eythorphoto!

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No worries dude.

It's entertaining and somewhat enlightening when I talk to you.

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I will "quote" this, and usre as critically acclaimed ... lol =)

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