Fred Farming

.There once was a happy farmer named Fred,
Who loved his cows and pigs, it's said.
He'd wake up early, with a smile on his face,
Ready to tackle the day, with his farming grace.

He'd milk the cows, and feed the pigs,
And tend to the fields, with his trusty digs.
But one day, things didn't go as planned,
And Fred found himself in a bit of a jam.

He was chasing a chicken, who wouldn't stay still,
And ended up falling into a pile of manure, oh what a thrill!
He got up, covered in muck and goo,
And couldn't help but laugh, at what he'd just been through.

He went to the house, to clean himself up,
And his wife couldn't help but giggle, at his muddy cup.
But Fred just smiled, and said with glee,
"I may be dirty, but I'm a happy farmer, you see!"

So if you see a farmer, with dirt on his clothes,
Just know that he's happy, and that's how it goes.
For farming may be tough, and sometimes quite messy,
But a happy farmer, is always a blessing, oh so dressy!