Daily Routine #2: "The salty SPS staker"

Daily routine number 2! The previous Daily Routine post made my dream of being upvoted by @monster-curator (delegate your SPT to this account to receive a daily SPT reward) come true, so I'll try to write another one, as always just for fun.

Today's subject is a character who mostly lives in the Telegram chats and, more rarely, in the in-game chat, but let's stop wasting our precious time and let's start observing this fascinating daily routine made of hate and hopes.

Personally I like the SPS token and how it is being airdropped, I think people should just be patient and have faith in the game developers, Splinterlands is not by chance the most played NFT game in these months.

The story is totally fictional, the screenshots are real

00:07 AM: The 3S (Salty SPS Staker) wakes up and he flips the coin:
Heads: he will be positive for SPS future
Tails: SPS will be a damn scam

Tails.

09:30 AM: After two hours, our favorite Salty Boy had breakfast and he can start searching for conspiracies, it is impossible that a new coin is dropping in price, it never happened and it should never happen in the crypto world, there must be a hidden plan to ruin his 50$ investment, and he is not scared to say it loud!

Obviously the team is trying to dump their own coin.

11:00 AM: An important detail about the Salty Stakers, in general, is their bipolar disorder they can change their feelings randomly...and that's what happened to our Boy, he is in the Crypto Investments for 3 months and he absolutely needs to share his enormous knowledge, after FUDding there's always the sunrise".

It's correct, I can't be ironic about that.

01:00 PM: Time to eat for 3S, the DIP, or the food? Probably the second, because after 2 hours and no +50% pump he is upset, again.

A community based token has nothing to do with the community, obviously.

02:30 PM: After lunch, our beloved Salty Boy decided to check the DEC's price, he is really upset, why is his 3000 DEC not 3000$ worth yet? Another conspiracy? Better FUD a little to be supportive for the community.

Positive vibes only.

06:00 PM: The Salty Staker spent hours trying to understand what's happening to his investments, he has no time to lose, he needs to be rich spending 50$ and with only a few weeks of playing, he really deserves it and now it becomes clear what is happening.

Always blame the team who works for us.

As a Salty SPS Staker after 06:00 PM he needs to take at least 5 hours off, so let's skip directly to the last connection, after dinner.

11:00 PM: The Salty SPS Staker is tired now, he spent an entire day trying do break conspiracies and trying to become rich quickly, Lambo can't be just a dream and can't wait too long, after checking the chart he decides to be super funny and supportive, he chooses the "meme way".

So funny, really.

Obviously this is a fictional story and I took lot of screenshots from Telegram groups from different people, I hope you will enjoy this funny post, I think everybody has the right to express their opinions, maybe they should just think a little before writing.

Best regards,
MrMagalli

P.S. my referral link: https://splinterlands.com?ref=magalli

P.P.S. A special thanks to @monstercrusher for whitelisting me.

All the images are screenshots taken on Telegram channel: https://t.me/splinterlandstokens, I would also like to say thank you to all the patient admins who work for us 24/7.