Heyaaaa!

The name's Chev. I'm going to be your mentor today. Like Yoda. But also your bro.

Call me, Neil Patrick Harris.

Can I ask you a personal question?

Isn't it annoying how brain dead players seem to win ALL THE TIME with just an Oshannus/Wavesmith line up?

Or how every other match is against the same line up of WATER FAIRIES blasting under your armored troops?

Is there even a way to take advantage of how predictable these BRINY QUAGSIRES are?

Worry not my fellow fairy-hating friendlies!

Here's our quick line up guide to abuse water spammers and get the HELL out of bronze!

IMPORTANT: These are the cards I use together with the cards that come with the started deck upto Silver 3. This line up is NOT ONLY effective in getting you out of bronze. It can also SHOOT you up to 1500 rating if you play smart. We will be referring to this table from now on.

This line up is possible because of these three cards. I will explain each on in detail but keep in mind that our main Splinter is Earth, secondary is LIFE while DEATH/FIRE covers the rear.

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The Mylor Stack

These madlads are the reason why Mylor is the Perfect Summoner for Bronze/Silver League.
Because of the rampant abuse of Oshannus' wet fairies, Mylor is getting less and less love everyday which is good for us because his daily rental has been the lowest since Chaos Legion came out.

Mylor's ability easily counters 1/3 of potential damage from your enemies. MYLOR EATS MARLIC. Yes, you heard that right. Its true and all other interpretations of that sentence applies. wink wink

That leaves us with just 2 possible concerns. Ranged and Magic line ups. And this is where the fun starts.

If you have the chance to experience Oshannus' nightmares, I have two words for you. Mushroomed Unicorn. These two can take on an entire magic squad they should be named Ram and Bo. Of course, a source of healing wouldn't hurt especially against a Torhillo and Axemaster.

Now, against other match ups, all you really need is more bodies so feel free to put these cards in. Tho, I highly recommend playing the Earth Elemental in the backline for extra protection with that sweet sweet six health. Failed Summoner can take on a secondary tank option and the Khmer Princess can give that extra damage oomph you need from the backline.

For high mana matches, 30 and up, you might wanna use a second line of Centauri Mage instead for the extra beefy tank with a noice Return Fire ability against ranged opponents that might take down Void Unicorn. I'm looking at you Axenovice. Place Sandworm after the Mage to kill their backline in the first turn. Yes, I'm still referring to you Axesquire. Also, instead of placing the tree to protect our rear, its best to replace it with the Sniping combo of Child of the Forest and Mantoid. This will ensure that while Ram-Bo hold the front, these two will destroy the back. Perfect sandwich. wink wink

Here, lemme show you some of the lineups I used. Feel free to ask me later if you have Q's.

But, Chev, Chev, what if Earth Splinter's bad? Should I just give up?

Fear not bro! I present to you... drum roll please

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Crystal Were-bro and Friends

Now, I'd be lying if by say that this is an entirely different strat. We're basically doing the same Ram-Bo moves but less efficiently. The thing with this line up is that you will AUTOMATICALLY WIN against water stacks but will most likely lose against any other lineups. Eh, I give it, maybe 40/60. You get the 40.

The Void + Silence combo easily shuts down Oshannus and friends so no biggie there, but man, if they see you always doing Anti-Blue stat, they might just go the other direction and kill you with Malric.

The strat here is to out-damage them while grandma and her cat keeps your Clay Golem alive (hopefully) Peacebringer for more frontline focus damage helps. And so does Sandworm for higher mana bouts. Feel free to use other cards like Renova or other ranges peeps.

The REAL QUESTION here is, which SUMMONER to use.

Your choice of Summoner often makes or breaks a match. Malric for damage or Pyre for Speed? -1 ranged or melee attack? The same is true for this line up.

If you have a Lorna Shine, it definitely is the best. But if you are a stubborn oaf like me or a goldfish who often forgets to rent her (also like me), you have two free choices. +1 Armor from Tyrus or +1 Health from Mama.

Short answer. Mama if you're 100% they gon use magic. Otherwise, Tyrus. That one hit that one armor will take might just give you the match.

Okay, moving on... Oh wait. Lemme give you some sample lineups.

Okay, now we move on.

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The Br-Owster

This bro's ability says it all. 'nuff said.

Need I say more? Okay okay. Here are some thoughts I keep in mind when running Rotwell.

Chev! Chev! His ability is awesome! Why don't you run it more instead of the other two?!

Okay, fair question.

The thing is, in my experience, the other two splinters offer more chances of winning against other non-water splinters so I prefer to spend my DEC renting cards that support them instead of death. Mylor's ability gives easy wins against melee stacks and White uber-heal allows you to sustain your enemies damage while you chip away on their health.

Death's free cards, unfortunately, doesn't offer any of that. Yes, Death's summoners are ridonkulously good control cards but I prefer higher chances of winning against meh chance across all boards.

That said, Death's cards are super efficient especially the low mana ones! So, I often use them for low mana, no-earth matches, anti-magic matches. Here are some samples lists.

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BONUS: No Water, No Earth, No Life, No Death.

Okay, lets use Fire then.

17 mana. Hits Hard. High Health. You'll win. Most likely. I give it. 75% Unless they go water. Which is your problem. Not mine. DON'T USE THIS AGAINST WATER!

Almo auto-wins in Poison matches because of Immunity. Bloom enables your team to fly over the Earthquake rule. Go figure.

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RENT POWER

Two Words. GOLD FOIL EPIC BETA CARDS.

Oh, yeah. The RENTAL COST should be around 30 DEC for the cards. If you wanna spend to get 15k power and get to SILVER 3, it should be around 50-70 DEC.

All of these cards give exactly 15k power. I recommend getting the Spirit Shaman or Brownie. You can use them with Mylor Stack. Or just get the cheapest one. I don't care. You do you.

If your rental cost is around 80-100 DEC for the cards plus power, from 100 ECR to around 50, you should be able to get the capital back + 200-300 DEC profit. You can get around 100-200 more if you push it to around 30% and play every 3 days. The earning doubles if you play during the first 4 days of the season. Stack two quests so you get to maximize one instance of rent.

Or do whatever you want. Its you life.

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CONCLUSION

ahem ahem

Heyaaa! How're you doing buddy?

Reading something this long for a game but can't even pick up a book for school?

Noice. Priorities right?

Why study when you can already earn playing a game? lol

No, seriously, don't the take advice of some random guy on the internet!

Anyway, where are we?

Ahhh.

Main Mylor, Mushroomed Unicorn Sandwich. Ram-Bo. Grandma and her cat. Br-Owster. Don't use fire against water, DUH.

That's it. Leave comments if you have questions.

Don't bother asking me about my ign. I don't need donations. Its not like anyone can spell @quickdrawchev correctly anyway.

Okay bye.

-Chev, the Furious Chicken