splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(95)
starting 1000 - the fucking worst start in like 30 fucking seasons
day 1 - earth
annndddd lost the first fucking amtch and ended up in FUCKING BRONZE LEAGUE
I HAVENT SEEN FUCKING BRONZE LEAGUE SINCE I STARTED 95 FUCKING SEASONS AGO
annndd tehn fucking lose to a fucking level 1 summoner while i use a legendary summoner - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!
at this point i really dont even fucking care anymore - just hopin i can dump some land on some poor sucker so i can bail
LOL - down 100 fucking points into bronze league on day 1 - what a fucking joke this has become
win 1 - lose 1 , over and over and over
ooh look i lost 40 fucking points for that match - fucked out of 120 points , and like the last 8 matches earth hasn't even been active to use for the daily
annd there's 4 in fucking row pissed away losing to level 1 summoners - 200 fucking points deep into bronze league LOL
i fucking give up !!!
300 points FUCKING GONE on day 1 - and havent made enough points for 1 shitty reward card for the day - fucking disgusting joke
LOL i lost 300 points to almost all level summoners - I GOT FUCKED OUT OF AN ENTIRE LEAGUE ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE SEASON !!!!
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - lost 3 fucking more to get fucked out of 350 points - still dont have enough wins for a daily rewards - ABSOLUTE FUCKING DOGSHIT !!!!
i had to lose 350 points just to get 1 fucking reward card for the day - getting so sick and fuck tired of bots ruining this
day 2 - stealth
win 3 , made it back to fucking garbage bronze 1 LOL
annndd turn around and IMMEDIATELY fucking lose 3 to shitty level 1 summoners - right fucking back to 650 in bronze 2 , what a fucking joke
these cards are FUCKING USELESS until at least gold - fucking horrible
7 in a row fucked away into the void - DOWN ANOTHER 100 FUCKING POINTS ON DAY 2 - lol sitting at 600
I HAVENT SEEN 600 FOR 95 FUCKING SEASONS - what a piece of shit this game has turned into
and my cards drop in value every fucking day - def getting closer to selling
2 more worthless dogshit rewards
day 3 - stealth again
i wonder how many points i can get fucked out of today
annnnddd of course my broswer i gonna take a shit on the first match and fuck me out of 25 points INSTANTLY !!!!
i fucking give up
i can seee why my cards fell another $1000 in value - THEIR FUCKING WORTHLESS unless i make it to gold - i cant even fucking win in bronze - what a fucking joke
lose 10 - win 1, LOSE 3 FUCKING MORE - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE, this is absolutely the worst start to a season EVER !!!!
win 1 - annnddd fucking lose 3 more to to the goddm level 1 bots LOL
down to 550 - ihevent seen 550 since i started this game 95 fucking seasons ago
so fucking done here
OMFG - win 1 , annnd turn around and FUCKING LOSE 3 IN ROW FUCKING AGAIN !!!!
i cant fucking believe this shit anymore
2 more fucking worthless garbage rewards
day 4 - death
first 2 matches death splinter not even fucking active - no fucking surprise there
win 2 - annnd lose 2, no such thing as evre getting a fucking win streak anymore - let alone ever getting to keep points
win 1 - annnddd fucking lose another 3 in a row to level 1 summoners - goddammit this fucking shit sucks anymore
annnddd up to 6 in fucking row lost - i cant fucking believe how shitty this is getting
annndd 7 in a fucking row pissed away again
win 1 - lose 1 for another 10 fucking matches - taking a break from this horseshit
win 2 - annnddd turn around and IMMEDIATELY lose 2 to level 1 summoners - EVERY FUCKING TIME WITH THIS LOSING TO level 1 cards
i dont even know why i keep playing and saving shit worthless penny rewards anymore - it really is just a fucking giant time suck at this point
win 2 - annnddd get fucked out of the run AGAIN , just like the last 30 fucking seasons
a few more fucking garbage penny cards and more fucking potions
day 5 - defend
annnddd it's right fucking back to losing to level 1 summoners with level 1 cards - fucking bot players SUCK
this game is fucking ruined
onlt took 4 fucking days to fight out of bronze 2 after losing 500 fucking points to start the shittiest season ever
win 2 - annndddd get fucked by another shitty bot
taking a break before i get too pissed off
annnndd fucking lose 2 mroe to shitty level 1 cards - right fucking back to bronze 2 LOL
i guess this is how it ends - really hoping lands makes this better somehow ????
win 1- annnddd fucking lose to all level 1's - FUCKING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
it's all the new summoners - almost no old school alpha/beta/chaos summoners
get lucky and win 2 - annnddddd FUCKING LOSE TO THE GODDAMMM LEVEL 1's - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!
4 shitty rewards - not even a playable card today
day 6 - healing
annndddd fucking lose 3 in a row to level 1's - right fucking back into bronze 2 - what a fucking joke
annnddd theres 4 in row pissed away again - fucking this , i quit for the day
7 in a fucking pissed away - ZERO FUCKING POINTS toward even 1 daily reward - 95 fucking seasons and this game is finally bot garbage waste-land
70 fucking points deep into bronze 2 - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!
annndddddd WERE UP TO 10 in fucking row lost to goddammm level 1's
LOL - fucked out of another 100 points down to 592 in bronze 2 wiwth $8k worth of cards - what a goddam shit show this is anymore
maybe i should trying to play my absolute shittiest cards instead of the good ones
LOL - and THE FUCKING LOSING CONTINUES - down to 540 now - absolutely the worst fucking season out of the last 95
whata fucking shitty game this has turned into
absolutely fucking horrible - havent had alosing streak like this for about 50-60 seasons and still never dropped this far into bronze league
i dont think ive ever even seen bronze league except maybe my first couple seasons - this is just fucking abysmal
got lucky and win 3 - then turn around and fucking lose 3 to all level 1's - this is just fucking retarded to even bother at this point
more useless dogshit penny rewards
day 7 - life
win 3 - annnddd fucking lose - taking a break before i fucking lose 10 in a row again
LOL whata a fucking joke - lose 3 in row - even losing with my gold level 3 summoner and a legendary summoner - i'm so fucking done with this shot
annnd there's 4 in row fucking pissed away (life splinter not active for any them as usual) all the gainz just IMMEDIATELY fucking wiped away like shit on toilet paper
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!! the worst of the worst after 95 seasons - i cant believe i am such a shitty play that i cant even break free out of bronze league
HAHAHAHA - up to 6 in row fucking pissed away again - well there wint 100 fucking points right back to 575 on day 7 - what a fucking joke
i cant believe i'm fucking stupid enough to not sell every fucking thing now
ROFLMAO - i cant even win a match with a nice GFL - here we are at another fucking 10 in a row lost - right fucking down to 500 again on day 7 - i am selling every fucking thing at the end of this season
lost another 4 in row LOL - i cant even fight it up out of bronze league - this is jsut fucking stupid as fuck at this point
the old beta summoners are no match for the new double buff summoners
1 shitty reward card for a penny and 1 penny worth of sps - dogshit
day 8 - fire
let the fucking losing continute - down to 450 - all i can do is fucking laugh at the fucking joke this has become
pulled off decent run up to 650 - nothing to fucking dance about - i'm still fucked for the season
oh look, another 10 fucking rounds of win1 - lose 1 , at least i didnt lose all of them
well, looks like im gonna lose it all back - fuck this, taking a nap
nothing like another fucking losing streak to all the level 1's
another 5 garbage rewards
day 9 - stealth
win 2 - annnnddd get fucked out of thes streak just like always
still trying to fight my way out of shitty bronze league for day 9 - fucking retarded
annnd theres the second loss - its like im not even fucking playing anymore
absolutely fucking UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - theres 4 in row fucking pissed away to shitty level 1's for the 9th fucking day in a row
right fucking back to 550 again - i cant fucking believe i lost 100 fucking points on day 9
why do i even play this stupid fucking game anymore
win 3 - annndddd turn around IMMEDIATELY fucking lose 3
oh look - i've lost so mamy matches this season im only up to 1 fucking season reward - this is fucking dogshit
a few more shitty rewards
day 10 - defend
win2 - annnddddd FUCKING LOSE 4 in row - GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
still trapped in fucking bronze 2 wiht only 1 reward for the season after fucking for 10 fucking days
if land doesnt have any more to offer i will be dumping this shit
i only hope the other player dont realize they are getting fucked and dump before i do
win 1 - annnddd fucking lose 3 in row right fucking back to bronze 2
roflmao - i cant even fight out of bronze 2 and make gainz - what a fucking shit show
annnndd the fucking losing continues for 2 more
10 fucking days of losing so much i still only have 1 card for season rewards - what a fucking joke
win 1- lose 2 , over and over and over - right fucking back to 600 AGAIN - this is just fucking sad
annnd there's 6 in a fucking row pisssed away - down to 575 LOL, all i can fucking do is laugh at this point
LOL - .05 sps for rewards - whata fucking joke
day 11 - life - hahahahahaa
annnddd the fucked up losing continues - even with a fucking GFL
so fucking retarded - up to another 10 in a row losing streak - all the way back to 550
annnnddd there's another 3 in row fucking pissed away - lost all of em using a GFL too -
well that's 200 fucking points gone in 2 days - right fucking back to 500 - what a shithole game this is turning into
annndddd still only earned 1 reward card for the ENTIRE FUCKING SEASON of losing
i fucking give up - not playing anymore this season - whats the fucking point anymore
if i cant even 'earn' rewards anymore - then why the fuck would i stay here
annndd - ZERO FUCKING WINS = ZERO FUCKING rewards
i skipped day 12 altogether because i was so fucking pissed off
day 13 - defend
annndd lose another 2 in a rwo to fucking level 1 summoners - all the way donw to 45 0 to finish the season
hmmmm, i wonder if i can drop this motherfucker to zero before i sell everything
LOL 7 in row lost down to 400 now - im just fucking picking random ass cards at this point - idgaf at all
THE WORST FUCKING SEASON EVER
it's coming 9,007,199,254,740,991
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