I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER!!

I've been itching to toss out a post about the Immaculate Chub I have for this sexy son of a bitch ever since he hooked up with Bzyantine Kitty (They're my Pamela and Tommy Lee), but it seemed like a good idea to hold off for strategic advantage, but -see introductory announcement-.

I confess, I've carried a torch for this beast since day one, but until recently I didn't know how to use him effectively. Now I do!

Let's get a good look at him to see why... and I mean a really good scandalous eye full.

Here he is stripped bare and unashamed!

Just look at him. A warrior through and through, down to his cold, icy bones.

I don't have to mention girth, but I said scandalous, goddamn it, and that's what we're gonna roll with! Thicc mother fucker!

Size Matters!

This big boy has weight to throw around and he can sling it like nobody's business!

Let's see him suited up!

Let's get naughty!

ENDURANCE

You think he can hang in combat? You ain't seen nothing yet! He can keep the magic coming all night long... (Barry White "MMMM, yeah, baby")

TENACITY
Most chumps are just happy to get you there but this big fella doesn't just stop at one, and in the right environment the only limit is how many you have to spend. 😘

CHILL SUM BITCH!

This dude is the Godfather of CHILL!

Everybody likes to slow down and take it easy and this big guy aims to please!

ASTONISHING

His mere presence in combat is enough to paralyze the enemy with awe, but it's nothing compared to what he has packed away for you!

Of course, no one is perfect and our boy Frosty G here is bound by that reality, as well. He does come off a little cold, can be rigid, and doesn't get in a hurry for much, unless BK is whipping him with that sweet double-shot of swiftness.

...And just because he's persistent it doesn't meant he always hit the mark, if you know what I mean, unless, Byz is doing the aiming for him, of course... that's one impressive kitty.

None-the-less, the dude packs a wallop in everything he does and we should stand in awe and appreciation. He's the Viking King that's leading this community to greatness!