SplinterChump: Djinn Biljka
I haven't been on a good rant for a while...
But when an opportunity bangs on your door this hard you check to see who the f**k they think they are...
So with no further ado I present Djinn Biljka... useless bastard.
I have to admit he looks bad ass, but that isn't the reason I bought 10 to max the S.O.B.
(I won the first one in my daily quest)
I'm a sucker for new abilities...
So when this little P.O.S. popped up on my radar I thought, hmmm, CAN'T BE TARGETED unless in the first position.
WEH HEH HELLLL, I thought. This sounds like a modern solution for those pesky sneak attackers... cowards every one.
Let's take a look at this slug drop geared up... don't get too excited... you'll only be disappointed.
Everyone knows Void and Weaken so I'll skip over those and get right to the point...
Camouflage
This monster can not be targeted for attacks unless in the first position.
Sounds delightful!!
Sucks Balls!!
They should’ve named it Shit the Bed!
Dude doesn't stop or thwart sneak attacks at all! He just stands there like an asshole watching the sneaky bastards brutalize the poor comrade who thought her back was covered!
Trigger Warning!!
The following link contains a display of sickening cowardice, betrayal, and treachery!
https://splinterlands.com?p=battle&id=sl_10d7df72eeaa77d995d5e51ecdd5f0e9&ref=sinistry
and in this one he made me look like a punk in front of one of my guildmates @bennettitalia!
https://splinterlands.com?p=battle&id=sl_362267f36157d90b77b87073a370da25&ref=sinistry
F**K THIS DJINN IN THE NECK!
In the goddamn NECK
I don't have the stomach...
To go through a step by step walkthrough and if you can even watch the whole battle I'd wager you wouldn’t be able to either. Shameful & Deplorable!
So there it is. I hope someone figures out something this jerk can be good for. I'm down a hundred bucks.
Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
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Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
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Doesn't sound like this card is nearly as useful as I thought it would be. I may just put any I get on the market or rent them for the end of season rush.
I’m sure it’s not as bad as all that, !BRO. I just got it in my head it would be good for something it’s not. I’m sure I’ll end up !LUV ing it almost as much as !PIZZA before it’s all said and done.
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Maybe, but the Camouflage ability should be renamed to Cower In Shadows.
Yeah! I know they had something wicked cool in mind for it, but even if it does turn out to be badass, it still basically changes the functionality of the sneak ability into a crippled opportunist, which sounds bad, but is it?
I think it shoul dcome with a penalty of some kind...
Like sneak still hits whoever is in front of him, but they take damage or do less damage because HE SHOULD BE WARNING OR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOT BEING SEEN!!!
I hope you get a chance to check out https://peakd.com/spt/@sinistry/djinn-oshannus-portrait-of-a-titan
It’s a lot more positive and was far more fun to write. 😊
Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not. https://ecency.com/fyrstikken/@fairandbalanced/i-am-the-only-motherfucker-on-the-internet-pointing-to-a-direct-source-for-voice-to-skull-electronic-terrorism
Watching that battle back...wait, he doesn't even camouflage from magic reflect? 🙄 I can see why the rant. That card suuuuuuuucks.
Exactly... he just makes sure he dies last! That's the shittiest superpower ever... way worse than really bendy thumbs.