splinterlands daily swearfest - day 4 - sneak quest
starting points 1821 - finishing points 1771 (got fucked in the ass 2 days in a row - THIS SEASON FCUKING SUCKS)
let's try a few early rounds and see if we don't get our ass kicked (AGAIN)
GODDAMMMMIT - first match some 14 mana bullshit vs the fucking llama - not a great way to start the day
uggggg, most of these cards fucking suck unti l hit gold league - maybe i should just fucking random choose - i seem to have better luck that way
motherfucker - win 2 , lose 1 - another streak fucking ruined ....
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - win 1 , lose 1 to all level 1's - MOREFUCKINGBULLSHIT !@!@!@!@
SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH !!!! win 2 lose 1 - another streak totally fucked up - WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET A STREAK AND BREAK OUT OF GARBAGE SILVER LEAGUE !!!!! FUCKING GR!RRRRRR!@!@!@
win 1 lose 1 - fucking going bacwards again - 10 fucking matches into early plays - AND I'M STILL WHERE I FUCKING STARTED
nvermind - lost 2 in a row - now i'm fucking going bacwards EVEN FUCKING MORE !!!!
annnnddd 3 in a fucking row pissed away - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!! - fuck this , i need a break ...
sneak quest again - let's see if i can get fucked out of another 100 - 200 points
motherfucker - annnd the shitty losing streak continues - GODDAMMMIT !@!@!@
fucking 5 in a row pissed away - followed by some shitty fucking 13 mana garbage bullshit - so fucking pissed off right now
FUCKINGMOTHERRUCKINGFUCKITYFUCK !!!! - 6 in a fucking row pissed away - can't FUCKING BELIEVE I LOST ANOTHER MATCH TO ALL LEVEL 1's !@!@!@!@
now i'm 150 fucking shitty points away from gold league
I CAN"T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS - I FUCKING LOST ANOTHER 13 mana garbage bullshit match to all level 1's - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME !!!!
7 in a fucking row lost - almost at the got fucked out of 100 points today spot - might make it to getting fucked back into silver 2 if this shit keeps up
UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE - 8 in a fucking row lost - looks like i'm going for the getting fucked in the ass record today
YAY - i finally fucking won a match - followed by MORE FUCING GARBAGE LOW MANA BULLSHIT !!!!
win 2 - THEN GET FUCKED OUT OF THE STREAK BY LOWER LEVEL CARDS - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!
GODDAMM MOTHERFUCKER - win 1 - then get fucked out of the streak AGAIN - by that FUCKING LLAMA w/kron bullshit combo
followed by ANOTHER FUCKING 13 mana FUCKGIN FUCKED UP FUCKING GARBAGE MATCH - EVERY OTHER FUCKING MATCH TODAY HAS BEEN SOME SHITTY 13 MANA GARBAGE MATCH -WTF ??? !@#$!@#$!@#$
not even wasting a screen cap for the garbage 4 cards today - I DONT FUCKING NEED ANY MORE GODDAMM POTIONS THANK YOU !!!!
*(this account is for entertainment purposes only - please consult a mental health professional if you consider taking any of this seriously)
I can't breathe. This is so funny.
i'm glad somebody enjoyed it LOL
i do it everyday when you need a good swearfest and a laugh
EVERYONE needs a good swearfest sometime. XD