STORY OF THE IMPATIENT CAVE SLUGS

STARTING OF ROUND 1

Cave Slugs : Shieldbearer, can I trust you to take care of their Tank, Living Lava?
Shieldbearer : Who do you think you are talking to? I will get rid of it in no time. [turn to look at enemy's team] Now, attack me if you can!
Cave Slugs : Well, if you say so. Let me take care of the back row then..

STARTING OF ROUND 2

Cave Slugs : Oh c'mon, you can't even finish the Lava in 1 round? What use is your huge shiny glittering shield then?
Shieldbearer : Shut up, you slimy green little things!
Cave Slugs : Let's hurry and get this done with, I need to watch some Champions rank @splinterlands battle.

STARTING OF ROUND 3

Cave Slugs : Hey shield polisher, guess what? I defeated the maniac on the last row. When will that Living Lava becomes Not-Living Lava?
Shieldbearer : ...

STARTING OF ROUND 4

Shieldbearer : Agh, I'm done. I'll let you take charge, Luminous Eagle!
Cave Slugs : What? You haven't finished their Tank! What a waste of time!
Luminous Eagle : Don't worry, Shieldbearer, I will soar high and end that Lava once and for all.
Cave Slugs : You better do, or else you are just like that Chicken back there; useless.

STARTING OF ROUND 5

Cave Slugs : There you go, I get rid of Living Lava while you are flying around in the sky.
Luminous Eagle : I was preparing to attack! Let me show you the proper attack when I finish Cerberus.
Cave Slugs : [not listening] Hmmm.. I wonder why that Chicken can lasts this long. All it did was furiously screaming. Maybe I'll try that tactic in the next battle.

STARTING OF ROUND 6

Cave Slugs : Report! The one-eyed General has been taken care of! When can you take care of the three-headed Dog? End of report!
Luminous Eagle : I'm working on it, almost there..
Cave Slugs : Talk no more! It's almost night time now, I really need to go now! Sorry birdie, let me show you how it's done.

END OF BATTLE

Cave Slugs: Attaboy, doggy, go fetch the ball, in hell!! Hahaha..
Luminous Eagle : Your really can't be nice with others, huh?
Cave Slugs : Well, try to move with rhythmic waves of muscular contraction on the underside of your foot.
All : What?
Cave Slugs : Never mind, you slowpoke. I'm off. See you at the next Weekly Challenge.

DISCLAIMER
This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, monsters, summoners, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. Not any entities were harmed during the making of this post.

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