More Splinterlands Limericks - Day 4!
I'm back again today, Splinterfans, with some more brand new, original Splinterlands limericks!
Yesterday's Limericks
Sunday's Limericks
Saturday's Limericks
Now For the Limericks!
Summoners!
Summoners had steady rise,
Since Alpha and Beta’s demise.
Without them, your deck
Is a useless ol’ wreck,
So picking some up might be wise.
Coral Wraith
The people of Azmare saith
If deep in the ocean you bathe,
Then just be aware
That your soul’s up for snare,
By the dreaded and dark Coral Wraith.
Obligatory Chicken Limerick
The Chickens are up in revolt,
Combined in some feather freak cult.
“Full cluck ahead!”
Was the message they spread,
But now they’re beginning to molt.
Horny Toad
There once was a Toad that was Horny.
It gave way to jokes that were corny,
With its big puffy head,
Well that’s what she said,
Now tell me you’re not slapping your knee.
Magnor
There once was a Giant named Magnor,
Who really just wanted to shag more.
But girls of his race
Are too scary to chase,
Since the Giantess uprising Hag War.
Sporcerer
The Sporcerer’s spawning a spell,
At behest of the Mushroom Cartel,
The white, whispy waves,
Are digging your graves,
As he’s conjuring up fungal hell.
By the way, look what I picked up yesterday...
When the time is right and I sell this High Priest, it will certainly buy me a pretty pile of Untamed booster packs! This is actually the second GFL I've flipped in as many weeks. I got a gold-foil Magnor last week! How do I get so lucky? Opening packs, of course!
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