Merry Christmas, Splintral Warriors!
Splinterlands Christmas is here,
The happiest time of the year,
The markets will roll
And our hearts will be full;
So holiday, battle and cheer!
PJ = Prince Julian
The monsters are holiday dining,
While Christmas stars brightly are shining,
But PJ will trigger
The players with bigger
Accounts; they are constantly whining.
Cards, Cards, Cards
The presents we all wish to see,
Are boosters and potions for free,
So this holiday,
Give the gift that can pay,
Cram Splinterlands under your tree.
The new year will be here so soon,
The moment is so opportune;
We’re soaring through space,
To find a good place
On the face of the Splinterlands moon.
Speaking of the Moon...
Which moon is gonna come first
When a million more cards are dispersed?
Maybe card value flares...
You’ve got some nice savings at worst.
Obligatory Christmas Chicken Limerick
The Splinterlands monsters parade,
But the Chickens are throwing some shade.
Can be heard loud and clear,
But the Cluckening will not be swayed.