A new fun, funny, chaotic 99 mana ruleset idea called Mosh Pit

I think we should have one ruleset that breaks the normal grind of ranked battle in gold and above. Something funny, fun, chaotic and abnormal that makes us all laugh regardless if we win or not but is still a valid ruleset.

It should be very rare so as to preserve its funny and fun value.
It goes with the rulesets silenced summoners, fog of war, no magic and it should be 99 mana.
It's called MOSH PIT. It's supposed to be chaos.

The rules of Mosh Pit:

• You get 1 ranged card to throw beer cans with engrage and the rest of the cards are melee only.
• No dual attack cards like ranged and melee or melee and magic
• Attack order and attack target are random and no abilities that try to control these are allowed except for the beer can throwers which are allowed enrage
• Abilities not allowed for melee cards - slow, swiftness, martyr, trample, taunt, enrage (enrage is allowed for the 1 ranged card on both sides)
• All melee cards are the same speed, 6 and they all have retaliate
• Retaliate does not work correctly, it retaliates against a different card on the enemy team
• Thorns & backfire works correctly but return fire like retaliate does not return fire to the same card that fired on it but it hits another card on the enemy team
• Because of the chaos support abilities like tank heal, triage, cleanse and repair have a high chance of mistakenly working on a different card even a card on the enemy team.
• Retaliate triggers if a card gets damaged by a thrown beer can
• Retaliate and return fire acts normally if there are only 2 cards left (1 on each side)

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