Blanchy (@blanchy) - Splintertalk

Blanchy

Ireland

If I start talking too fast for you, you will just have to listen to me quicker.

about 1 month ago

Midweek Report : Splinterlands Insist DEC-B is not an Early April Fools Day Joke This is a cross post of @blanchy/midweek-report--splinterlands-insist-dec-b-is-not-an-early-april-fools-day-joke by @blanchy.Hive Satire

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about 1 month ago

Comedy Open Mic

Midweek Report : Splinterlands Insist DEC-B is not an Early April Fools Day Joke Source Having published news last week that Splinterlands were going to launch yet another token to counteract the sheer volume of DEC and vouchers

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reblogged

about 2 months ago

CHRISTMAS PRESENTS : SPLINTERLANDS & MUTERRA CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY !! We are closing in on our Alpha Launch which is just a few days away.. And not only that... Its Christmas Time! So here we are giving away presents to…

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3 months ago

Comedy Open Mic

The Gang Trim Some Fat Around Here. "Can we call an emergency meeting please with the C suite." "You mean Lance sir?" "Yes Lance." "Right away sir." "Good afternoon Lance. Just looking at

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3 months ago

"Splinterlands Asset Lux Vega Has A Fine Set of Assets," claims Splinterlands Players. Source The first Neutral Summoner Lux Vega went live this week and at the cost of 1 million DEC which equates to ar

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3 months ago

Comedy Open Mic

"I Won't Get Out of Bed For Anything Less Than 1500% ROI" claims GLX Staker. Source A Genesis League Soccer staker has told our reporter that he will not invest in any crypto that does not return more than 1500% A

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3 months ago

Comedy Open Mic

Midweek Report - "Land Is A Pain in the Rectum," Claims Splinterlands Dev. Splinterlands first introduced the highly anticipated Land Expansion back in October 2020 and fans flocked to buy their plots, regions and land tracts but since the pre

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4 months ago

Comedy Open Mic

Splinterlands New Proposal Announcement Renamed "Level Up You Bunch of Tightarses." A proposal put forward by Splinterlands this week which involves adjusting rewards based on card levels has tights arses on Hive in a fit of rage. As a resu

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4 months ago

Comedy Open Mic

If Splinterlands Had a Call Centre. Goooooooooood morning madam you are through to the Splinterlands sales hotline how may I help? Good morning I was hoping to get in on this card gam

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5 months ago

Conqueror Jacek Very Nifty For A Big Fella Source Conqueror Jacek has arrived finally and he may be the best airdrop to date. The summoner has scattershot piercing and most importantly +2

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