Bronze League Declared Harder To Get Out Of Than The Ancient Underground Prison In The Dark Knight Rises.

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A Splinterlands poll that took place on X last week declared the Bronze League harder to get out of than the notorious Ra's al Ghul's Underground Prison in the film The Dark Knight Rises (The one with Bane in it).
The bronze league is so hard to get out of that Splinterlands silver league dare not fall into that trap again so spend their time trying to get as far away from Bronze I as humanly possible.

"It's cut throat in bronze" said one scarred Splinterlands player.
"I have a deck worth over $5000 and I have bearly got out of it, Some would say I got lucky and scraped my way out of the mud inch by inch. It was terrible down there. Like hell on earth. "

The reason why bronze is so hard is most of the Splinterlands O.G's figured out that it was easier to farm daily rewards in the bronze league with the riff raff rather than the competing against the expert players in Champions League or Diamond League. They ain't winning many matches in these leagues so their daily rewards are terrible. 1 or 2 chests is all. Maybe 2 or 3 SPS in each. They end up with a shit load more chests in bronze so they loiter and stalk around bronze I/II and even III so they can pick off any unsuspecting newbies with their decks worth over 50K. Before you know it the newbie has lost 25 battles in a row and gives up on the game completely but that's OK because @OGhead1967 got 35 chests instead of a better quality 5 chests to open in his daily rewards.

Just when a new arrival is getting the hang of Splinterlands they get their come uppance fairly swiftly with a 45 match losing streak which includes 25 Boombas from Gladius cards. The motivation to invest any kind of money into the game is defeated by a flawless victory from a Captain Katie-ite.
And just to make sure any newbie little bastard don't get too big for their boots we are gonna put a couple of Martyr monster out in front to make sure the Gladius cards are even stronger. Know your place you infidel newbie scum!!!!" said a colourful OG who did an evil laugh that went on too long.

"I am not sure why all the crocodiles are swimming in the little bronze swamp" claimed a new user.
"We should be the future of the platform but we are being obliterated every day. Only the Gaza strip is being targeted more so you gotta learn quick and put in the study early."
"In a way clawing your way out of bronze is similar to the way Bruce Wayne clawed his way out of that ancient underground prison in the middle east. He honed his skills for many years and everything became second nature to him. You become a Splinterland's ninja in a way and you learn to not make the same mistake twice. If you can make it out of bronze you go all the way to the top, well, near the top, provided you have the funds to level up."

One Splinterlands OG user believes in tough love for these newbies.
"A level 1 is a level 1 or 2 for us OGs and the newbies and this does not cost the world so we give them a dose of reality. A kind of welcome to the club initiation test. A sort alpha don't mess with the big dogs. We have learned that bronze is the place to be for reward cards so we have to protect this space and not let any sniffling little new player take what's rightfully ours."

It is founded the battle to get out of bronze is deemed harder than the following:

• Getting a duvet back into its original packaging
• Breaking into Fort Knox
• Getting a whale to read your post on Hive and upvote it accordingly
• Beating Elden Rings in the nip
• Astro Physics
• Rocket Science
• Tapping your head and rubbing your belly at the same time

Interestingly the same OG's reaping the bronze rewards are the ones moaning on Discord saying the games needs fresh blood. Well ease up on the bronze rewards mongering then Mr OG, you filthy animal. There are even Youtuber's condoning these massacres as an easy way to reap rewards. What used to be a place of card delegation to the newbies to get started has now turned into a bloodbath in little old innocent bronze.

So the question is will there be a vote to fix it. A vote in which the OG's have some empathy?
Will the be a cap on the big dogs coming down to bronze?
The Gladius cards in bronze was already voted against due to not giving bots an advantage which is understandable.

BUT CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE NEWBIES!!!