Flesh Golem Reacts To The Chaos Legion Cards.

Flesh Golem walks out of the arena. Another battle won. He's a bit tired so he gives himself a sneaky heal.

Eileen have I any messages? he asks his PA.

Chaos Legion monsters have been released.

Jesus H Christ Eileen!!!! Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Should I be worried? I'm still numero uno although that fecking Unicorn Mustang from the untamed is after stealing some of my thunder. If there is another one of them I might be in trouble.

Well there is some kind of half man half lizard called Grund.

Does he have the Heal Ability?

No but he is quicker, has more attack power than you.

Look, I have seen quicker and more attack power come and go. Take the wasp and the T- Rex for example. It's all about the ability.

Well he does have Double Strike!

Hmmm, that's quite the ability. Anything else?

Trample and Cripple.

What the bloody hell is Cripple?

If an opponent hits him, they get damaged.

That's a pretty nice ability Eileen.

I wouldn't be too worried, it's only for maxed out cards

Keep and eye on this Grund for me Eileen. I don't like this one bit but it could be worse.

Any good news?

Yep loads. There is now a little goblin fella that does the same job as Wood Nymph and has better stats

Excellent, that Wood Nymph thinks I am beholden to her. I bet she is throwing a right old tantrum over this.

Anything else?

Yes there is creature from the swamp called Mycelic Slipspawn who has been brought in to basically take the heat off you!

Nice Eileen, I'm getting on a bit now, I need someone to take the hits. The tree is falling away a bit. Can't cut it. Too slow. It's good we have reenforcement."

Any good second in commands. Everyone knows what Stonespliter Orc is about at this stage.

Veneri Knive has thorns. He's pretty good and Queen Mycella has the castle ability

Jesus Christ Eileen the Earth Splinter is back in business.Give those two and Yoda a call right away. I doubt the swamp monster has a smart phone. We have to discuss strategy. We finally have a castle. This is brilliant. Although I have to make sure this Queen knows that I am the King of the Splinter

What about the rest of those good for nothing splinters? How did they fair out?

Ahhhhh..... they all did pretty well out of it in fairness. Life now have a Double Strike ranged attack. Water is more balanced. Death is Death really. Another bunch of weird and wonderful abilities. Fire have a nice few additions as well.
And there is some skeleton everyones talking about. Oh and we have a new magic summoner called Obsiden we now take over from water to being the magic heads

That is bad and good news Eileen.

I have more bad news. mutters Eileen

Your value is plummeting.

what do you mean Eileen?

There is less demand for you. These Chaos Monsters are after causing quite the crash. But the good news is that everyone else's value is falling as well

Ah it will work itself out in the end. Once I don't lose this heal ability myself and the other old timer haunted spirit will be fine