"If the DAO don't Agree With My Proposal, I'm Gonna Leave Splinterlands, Foreeeevvvvvvverrrr " declares Local Fanboy.

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"Hey can somebody bring Cocatrice out on the green to make his poo please?? He always has a number 2 brewing around this time. Good boy Cocatrice my special little cutipooch"

"Why can't you do it?" asks @bullfrogs wife

"Because I have to get my first proposal in Splinterlands which is a matter of life or death for the Splinterlands community and then I've a Youtube video after that talking about the new SPS ranked battles league."

"What's the proposal?"

"Well its an important one today!"

"We need to burn DEC to get it back on the flywheel. Compli- mi - cated stuff that your pea brain wouldn't understand. Anyway my proposal is that everytime the Splinterlands players use Llama/ Kron the Undying combo then 1000 DEC is automatically burnt from their account for being tossers.

"I reckon it will pass with flying colours."
"And if it doesn't pass there will be hell to pay. I am with this community for the last 5 years and spend my life talking about it. I spent thousands on the cards , land , Runis, the works. It actually is my life. Sure isn't the dog named after one and the two kids Cerberus and Little Tarsa. But by golly and by gosh if this proposal does not pass it will mean catastrophe for the Splinterlands community. If you multiply how many times some tosser uses this combo for a quick win then DEC will be back on the flywheel in no time.

"But surely Llama / Kron combo are expensive due to their great pairing together."

"That is not the point. A couple of meta cards were launched by mistake such as Llama, Kitty , Yodin and if this one gets through I will be proposing the same DEC burn for using combos with these ones as well. It was the Oppenheimer moment in Splinterlands when these 3 summoners were released into the world"
"And if this proposal does not get through, I am done and I mean DONE with Splinterlands. D.O.N.E.

"Hmmm honey this seems a bit much for one silly proposal , I know how much you love this game. In fact I am full sure you love it more than Baby Tarsa and Cerberus who have effectively been without a father for the last 5 years. Have a sleep on it. I'm happy enough with the arrangement because when you play Splinterlands I pop to Brad next door ........... ah uh I mean to the GYM. "

2 Days to Go....
"Its 49 .... 51% against and I am getting heat on Mav chat from the Llama lovers. The stress is killing me."
But I'm definitely leaving. Gone diddly on. Gonzo. Out the door. It will be nice walks in the parks with cockatrice from here on out. The Splinterlands wallpaper will be coming down in the bedroom. Yes sireee Bob.

1 day to Go.....
Username IHEARTLLAMA/KRON who owns a million SPS is after foiling my big plan to save Splinterlands and its future. I guess that's it then. My first proposal is not getting through. I'l just hit refresh again to see if a IHATELLAMA came into the picture. No. Well then that means bye bye then. Just gonna claim my SPS and turn off the laptop

Proposal Has Failed
Good evening everybody. Even though my proposal has failed and I have told the community I am leaving the community if the proposal failed and I am gonna leave now. I will just grab my virtual coat here and leave.
Just leaving now, byyyyeeeee. Did someone type something??? Noooo??? oh I thought I saw someone type something. OK I'm leaving now Byyyeeeeeee. What was that?? Nothing. Just gonna check my guild rewards here and then I will leave. Oh nice a Gold Foil Quora. Wait till my Youtubers see about ........awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. OK seriously leaving this time folks. End of season in another 3 hours. Oh OK. Maybe I will hang on for that.

1 Week Later

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*Here we are at Splinterlands towers and I am up against the great Goldmatters. What a pleasure it is to play against this giant of Splinterlands and to get beaten by his level 4 gold foil legendary something or other. This fame is unbelievable and land 2.0 is just about to hit down *

Dad are you coming to the park??
GET LOST YOU LITTLE TROLLS , DADDY IS BUSY!!
AND SOMEONE SPEAK TO BRAD THE NEIGHBOUR TO STOP HAMMERING AT THE WALL.