Local Man Sick To The Teeth Of Getting Those Alchemy Potions and Pelacor Mercenary in his Rewards

Local gamer and crypto enthusiast Andrew Burke was said to be fuming this afternoon when he took part in his daily quest on Play To Earn game Splinterlands.
"It was a tricky one and all" recalls Andrew who spent a good two hours trying to win 5 battles with the water splinter group.
The quest first began with the Life Splinter but Andrew took a chance because he doesn't have any good Life cards. He was hoping for a sneak quest or a quest with his favourite Earth Splinter group. But alas , water came up and you only have one go to change your quest so he was stuck on water.
After 1 and a half hours of getting battered right back down to Silver 1. Andrew had a lease of life and threw in some of the chaos legion weirdo cards to his not so reliable traditional water cards and he finally started winning.
"Thank demonshark and Deep Lurker are some boyo's" recalled Andrew who scraped through to 5 wins with the water splinter.
Two treasure chests finally became available. Andrew who is used to disappointment from unpacking shit players in FIFA 22 could not hide his anguish when .............

Pelacor Mercenary appeared for the 23rd time this month.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cried Andrew when the smug winged bearded Colin Mcgregor head appeared. "Not another bleed'n Pelacor. At least it's better than those shitty potions. They are pushing them on us like the Covid-19 vaccine. One more chest to go!

Ah for christ fucking sake. I have been here for two bleed'n hours and going from silver 1 down to silver 3 because of this stupid quest. I would have earned more DEC if I just kept playing me Earth Splinter. Fuck this anyway. I'm changing over to Gods Unchained.
It was reported that 5 minutes later Andrew went back to Splinterlands and went on a win streak with his Earth cards. It was somewhat of a revenge mission to get back what he lost.
He then quietly combined his Pelacor Mercenery which is now a level 6 with the Heal ability.
"He's spent fuck all money on that game" said his mammy.
"He spent 120 quid on FIFA and he gets nothing so I don't know why he's complaining about getting a card for free. He should just not buy Call Of Duty Vanguard and invest in a few decent aul monsters for himself."
Andrew has swore to use reverse psycology on the entire Splinterlands platform by winning 400 Pelacor Mercenaries in the quests alone. His Pelacor will then have the retaliate ability by then and it will be a game changer for the 4th choice Earth Tank. Pelacor will become a sort of calling card for Andrew. Noone will use it in the big leagues so when he rears his head above the water , the big boys won't know what hit them. Slowly slowly catchy monkey.
Splinterland's declined to comment on the story but the lore behind young Pelacor was solid and they believe he is a good card. Commodities go up and down in the market. Pelacor is selling low right now but who knows in the future he might be the next Haunted Spirit.
Haunted Spirit declined to comment on the slight.