"Splinterlands Asset Lux Vega Has A Fine Set of Assets," claims Splinterlands Players.

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The first Neutral Summoner Lux Vega went live this week and at the cost of 1 million DEC which equates to around $1000. It was unknown whether the new neutral card would sell or not. But luckily clever Splinterlands devs gave the Splinterlands asset a lovely set of assets of her own and a fine pair of legs to make any hetrosexual male part with their hard earned Benjamins.

"It softens the blow when the $1000 card is very easy on the eye" boosted one Splinterlands dev with a smile.

"Plus the sales for Lux are going to the Devs as their Christmas bonus so we had to make sure Lux sold."

"We hired the guy who designed Tomb Raiders Lara Croft and he wasn't long pulling Lux together. We were amazed at the corset he designed her. I don't know how she can even summon with how tight that is. She looks amazing. The Splinterlands Jessica Rabbit with a gammy eye."

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Splinterlands fans went into overdrive when they first saw Lux with her top hat and little playing card and her devilish smile and another couple of major perks to make her near perfect.

Many Splinterlands perverts were convinced Lux was showing off a bit of nipple but that was only the shine off the material on her corset. So they looked at her Lore which nobody looks at ever until now and it confirmed what they wanted to find out.

"They say a portal stands at the back of the wagon, a swirl of golden color, and those who step through it find not the interior of a stagecoach, but a massive chamber rife with debauchery. Within it, a sea of bodies twine and writhe in time to the beat of an otherworldly music. Scantily clad nymphs of extraordinary beauty dance seductively in cages that hang above the crowd, while multicolored lights strobe and sweep across the scene. Numerous levels of mezzanines connected by open staircases line the periphery of the chamber. On some, beautiful people in glamorous attire lounge in couches or sit at tables, where they busy themselves consuming massive amounts of intoxicating beverages and psychedelic substances, shouting to be heard over the clamor. Other levels are packed with the stalls of black market traders, where anything–anything at all–can be bought…for the right price.Lux Vega watches over it all with an air of disinterest. As she drifts through the chamber and up and down its many levels, the crowd parts before her. Heads turn surreptitiously. They talk louder and laugh harder, hoping for her attention. She ignores it all, her chin held high.
None know who she is or her story, but they all want to be her.
As the hours wear on and adrenaline and euphoria give way to exhaustion, her guests grow heavy lidded. Try as they might, sleep becomes impossible to resist and, almost as one, they drift into unconsciousness.
When they wake, the chamber with its lights, music, mezzanines, and sinful delights has vanished. They open their eyes to a wild forest or find themselves on the side of the road, on a beach, on the hilltop of some rolling plains, or elsewhere. No sign of the oversized stagecoach or even the hog. And when they search their packs, pouches, and pockets, there’s no sign of their coins either; any items of value they had are gone. They scratch their heads and try to remember. Did they spend it all? Give it away?
In the end, they decide it doesn’t matter. That friend of a cousin’s friend’s acquaintance or some such, whoever they are, they always say the same thing.
It was the best time of their life."

So the Lore is true. Lux Vega is a sex person. This increased the demand for her even more. Sex has always sold and in this case buying a $1000 is not too bad as you can pick Lux in every battle with the exception of dragon.

However there have been complaints that the timer is running out after players pick Lux as they are too busy drooling at her busty bosoms than actually picking a team so her win percentage is extremely poor so far.

"It's just every mans many weaknesses." said one Splinterlands player.
"We get in a trance like state when we are confronted by big knockers" claimed a Splinterlands OG player.

"BOOBS > EVERYTHING"
"Even a digital NFT card game?"
"Especially a digital NFT card game."
"Normally its dungeons and dragons, trolls and goblins then along comes Lux Vega, take my money."

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We met one Splinterlands player who admitted he wasn't a boob man and didn't know what was all the fuss about.

"Just looking at her pointy ass chin and her lighty up eyeball would turn me right off." claimed Gerald sitting on his couch eating a block of cheese while getting crumbs on his Goonies t-shirt that only stretches down to his navel.

"I ain't gonna buy her anyway."
"Not a hope"

"You wouldn't be kicking her out of bed for eating a bag of crisps either" claimed Geralds wife who asked for the block of cheese to be passed to her.
"Spend a grand on a playing card."
"He wouldn't buy me a Pelecor Mercenary."

Whatever the case sexy Lux Vega and her seductive lore went and sold out in 30 seconds giving the Splinterlands Devs a nice xmas package.

"Next year we are gonna design a neutral summoner that looks a bit like Brad Pitt with a massive bulge."
"Vince Steele will be his name"
"Big fucker with muscles."
"Women will love him."

"Lux needs a partner in crime and I need an extension."