Splinterlands Fan Boasts On X About Making $100 Passive Income per Week

A Splinterlands gamer was estatic today on X after declaring that he had made $100 in passive income on Splinterlands just this week. @rushtownsendx told the world by screenshotting his winnings and putting it on X for all to see. The usual suspects such as @silvercares , a Splinterlands stalwart were estatic and promptly liked and retweeted his news to the world.

@rushtownsendx had made this income from a number of areas on Splinterlands. His daily battles were one such source of income as well as his validator node, his guild brawls which he earned SPS from and of course his Land plots that he is also earning SPS on. So a number of factors led to his success so he decided to put it on social media to promote so everybody could take note that Splinterlands is the future.

"This is just the start," claimed Rush who was over the moon at his earnings.
"The bull run is soon so we can multiply this number by 10 in a matter of weeks. I am looking forward to getting a wage from gaming so I can quit my dead end job once and for all." he added.

The Hive gazette has investigated this users claim and it was found that he did indeed earn $100 passive income in Splinterlands last week. This is a great achievement for Rush who has been in the doldrums for over a year now and wasn't shy about letting his complaints be known on the Mav chat server on Discord but things have taken a turn now and he is all of a sudden a ray of sunshine since the flywheel kicked in. However all is not as it seems for Rush.

We found out that behind the Splinterlands scenes in real life that Rush has suddenly broke up with his long term girlfriend last week who has become sick of his silly ways. We spoke to Sally around the matter.

"Yeah he earned $100 in Splinterlands but the bastard called in sick from work for the week to play it meaning he made a loss in earnings of around $500. I had to call his boss while he was selecting his 49th ranked battle of the day. And this is not all. The reason why we broke up is that I found out he has ploughed over $50,000 into the game. And most of that is my savings not his" claimed a distraught Sally.

"He spent $20,000 on a card deck and most of them are wild now which he does not play anymore because of the 'bots'."
"He spent $10,000 on 5 validator nodes which cost $2,000 each, We are only really seeing a return for these if SPS rises."
"He spent the rest on Land plots and something called a Runi ,whatever that is, so no wonder why we broke up."

"He has actually spent more on digital land than real land in real life."
"That 50K was meant to be a deposit for a house made of actual bricks."

"So in theory if we had a house he would be saving himself $1000 rent per month so he is actually down his $500 and another $600 through what we are paying on rent compared to buying. It's a disaster."
"So he owns a heap of land plots but it is virtual and I got sick of it and kicked his ass out."
"My father thought I was taken care of when Rush told him that he had 10 land plots. He was delighted and told everybody in the village that I met a potentially great husband. But the fucker never told my father that they were digital land plots!!"

When approached about this revelation we asked Rush where he was residing at the moment.

"I am back with the folks in the box room."
"It's fine. The Avengers posters are a bit childish but I don't want to part with them. My mother gives me in my dinner at 6pm every night which I eat watching some brawls play out."
"It's only temporary until the bull run then I will be living in a penthouse apartment with a couple of my bitches. Just you wait,"

On the bright side for Rush. He is at rock bottom at the moment so anything he makes now is profit with that girlfriend out of the picture. We put it to Rush if this was the case.

"Yes" agreed Rush.
"That pesky girlfriend funded most of my investment so it's cash money for me from here on out without her moaning at me. Let the good times roll. Oh and my mammies dinners are much nicer that her ready meals. Mother makes a killer Shepard's pie from scratch. That $100 last week is just the tip of the iceberg. Once SPS takes off then it is easy street for me and I won't have to be a dustbin man anymore."

Now if you don't mind I have an anytime competition I need to play in 10 minutes. There is 10 DEC as prize money so it is not to be missed. Smell you later guys!!!!

MAMMMMMMM WHERES MY FUCKING SHEPARDS PIE????

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