RE: The Finger Of God
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It's time to teach the little lady about math ...
To maintain a horse is roughly $10K/year if you don't live on a farm where you already have some of the costs covered. Here's an example in Canadian Dollars -- Horse Costs in Canada
So ... you tell the little lady that you just need to find 20 more Level 2 Gold Foil cards.
Here's where the math part comes in ... The little lady will learn that every time that she cries, DaddyBear will buy another pack of cards. But, you'll likely only find one foil card in every 25 packs.
So ... in order to get a horse, the little lady will need to have a total of 25X20 = 500 total meltdowns - we're talking screams that will cause the paint to peel in a wallpapered room.
And remember to factor in that you will want wifi at the stable. Because, you know, she won't be able to get there on her own.
bwah ha ha ha ha
LOL! I can barely take one meltdown every few days or so!
She is sacked now. Her ability to find gold foil cards was just an anomaly and it has been proved to be such. She is lucky she has a home and a roof over her head now let alone getting damned horse! :OD