splinterlands BBQ and giveaway Spider-Man ain't got s*** on me

on the credit for the teams the team's credit I mean it's a wonderful team I should say I pick I mean I can hear the enemy saying that team to pick his wonderful and some special accent as a completely an astonish them even the developers are like this team is beautiful just because I could have picked any other team but here's the team I picked everybody would feel good to lose to it cuz it just wins that way when I did pick it here it is the first time ever and for this match how to win it
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oh and so we got to give it up after this this is going to be a quick one cuz it's really messy on my girlfriend's side of the splinterlands so she's going to have to clean it up so I can squeeze her butt and we got to give it up for this week's I already say this slime balls this week's chickens throw me that slime ball throw me that chicken award or today's posts cuz I've got them every time somebody post them but they've been sending me these slime balls for a long time I think it's a respect thing or some little kid got their phone or first day and I just didn't even know I just think they're established if they're up there where I'm at it's cuz they're passing it off to the brother and sister she's in the first game or just any other accident throw the chicken nuggets is one second left all this at least throw something who knows

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and so here's the realistic summoner contest of whatever you want to call it I'll send out a card even it doesn't matter to me if somebody comes to comment if we get more than about five comments I'll send out one card it will be a rare how do you say chaos legion card not sure which card it will be but it will be a rare one in any ways let's get at least five comments or more and here's my vote on the on the summoner though and it'll be how about four extra heart summoner with repair and rust that's the ultra right there
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so that's what would be bulldogs it sounds like that's what it's about as well be that but I already told you mine above and so what this card below as you can see we got the the summoner and it's been the car that probably should go with the low Mana cost and have it be a special super legendary Michael Jackson look alike as in you know another rotten oyster card something magic reflect and you guys are the ones I already gave my bet my bet was on four extra hearts summoner with repair and rest maybe I can just like call you in the bed nothing just a mess right here you want me to I want you to want me to

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and the comments I guess I'll have to write giveaway in the hashtags but it's going to be a rare chaos legion card five comments with has to be in the comments each comment has to have what their summoner would be realistic enough power one extra piece like you know so it's got to be like a kitty summoner let's do that got to be another llama kind of thing you know what I'm saying try to be four extra heart repairing abilitie and don't forget rust summoner should have sound nice we could put a couple more abilities in there how about f*** it it magic reflect just fill up the whole bottom of the card like the doctor blight for some reason I think it must be really stoned out is that his name doctor yet his doctor yet his doctor's name your right I mean I'm right so I'll be catching more chickens and slime balls just because it's respect thing or either an accident from a kid who gots to their phone somebody else's first day people accidentally falling out an accounts and bad bots

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I just noticed bad bedazzlement so I guess to give away will be my pic the contest there it is whoever I think has the best summoner I probably pick me to win what do you got I'll have to pick somebody else other than myself I guess unless you're going to send me a card so it'll be a rare card I guess I could go ahead and show which card it'll be I'll waste my time and put it on there oh don't waste your time right so instead of me wasting your time I'll waste my time and show you the card I'm going to pick it right now and then click back over and finish this post finish cleaning up my girlfriend's mess and then it'll be waling I said waste it'll be a waste of a card to the very highly educated winner or it'll be a transfer of the card really make it sound like all bourgeois if you guys don't got the summoner we're looking for I'm looking for your summonizing summarizing there's some organization skills summonization skills is exactly what it's supposed to have meant or said with me being a dick head this is a cartoon contest giveaway trying to land that animated corpse my pic I already stated mine see what you got and it's not going to really be a zero mana card to mine for it to be a real summoner you know that be sick and actually my repair and rust for extra shield sensor the heart and would be 7 Mana cost for sure like give it some Kitty room I would say though I could think of some other good ones dual splitter summer besides for dragging you know excuse any two splinters that you can use say what about bad bots they can be happening

interesting fact do you know when it rains as hard as possible in the splinterlands that lobsters come out all splendons are temporarily happy when it sprinkles you'll get crawdads isn't it a lion snails holiday and all those nightcrawlers to feed the sandworms
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good old barbecues at the exploding dwarf Screenshot_20220305-022112.pngp

oh yeah and the card in the giveaway contest my pic on whoever has the best accurate like badass next Kitty or llama summoner you have the stats man in details I pick winter it's going to be this rare cas legion card
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this contest could go on if I don't get the winner out of it as in comments after payday of the post I say so if it goes late and somebody got snack here at winter and it is I'd like to hear what you got I'll try to put it out there I guess it's 7 days I'll put it out there in the seventh day and Dave slack time the best with proof on the next post to pay but whoever wins knows they win I already know that just like if you wish you could talk to some people you're in a battle with you know everybody would talk s*** but there's always that sometimes she want to say something to somebody that kind of s***and good night love pasture ```

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I don't understand the giveaway o_ó but i want to participate xD, indeed, i don't understand nothing in the post at all, are you using some sort of translator?

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no I'm not using a translator but I also don't use punctuation because I can't cuz I'm Satoshi nakamoto and everybody would know if I was using punctuation that is the rules of the giveaway are simple you must make an the stats of a summoner of a legendary summoner or any summoner for that matter doesn't really matter if it's legendary or not did a realistic enough it's going to be the best one I'll pick like I said mine is a summoner with seven Mana repair and rust and four extra Shields

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My summoner stats:
Rarity:Legendary
Mana cost: 1
Splinter: dragon
Additional stat: -1 HP to all ally monsters

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