splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(86)
start points 1600 (better than last sesason shitty silver 2)
day 1 - life
won the first match of the season - thats nice for a change
win 2 - annnddd get fucked out of the streak - would just be too nice to blast into the season with a streak
win 2- fucking lose 4 - right fucking down into silver 2
looks like im getting fucked this season just like the last 20, oh well
day 2 - stealth
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK - let's start by losing - fucking 60 points down from where i started
another season getting fucked out of 100 points on the first day - fucking bullshit
pulled off a streak back into silver 1 at least
win 2 - anndddd get fucked out of the streak - AGAIN !!!!
annnd we're up to 3 in a row lost - dammit, another season of fucking standing still
a couple more garbage fucking rewards
day 3 - defend
got lucky andd puleed off a little streak
taking a break after getting 100 points so i dont fucking lose them LOL
there's 5 more fucking worthless rewards
day 4 - water
YUCK !!!! not my best splinter
annndddd let's lose the first fucking match a lower level summoner - those fucking 3 buff bastards always fucking win
win 1- lose 2
win 2 - lose 2
ohhhh look - i lost to a level summoner this time - FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!!!
lose 2
- win 1 - lose 1
another fucking season of standing still every goddammm day FUCK !!!!
GODFUCCKGINNGGG DAMMMITT !!!!
win 1 - lose 1
win 1- lose 2 vs level 1's - absoulbte fucking bullshit
i'm down 60 fucking points from where i was yesterday - nothing like going backwards
6 more absolutely fucking useless rewards - goddm potions
day 5 - death
one of my better summoners - but that doesnt seeem to matter much anymore
win 3 - annnd here comes the high level asshole to just stomp my ass
EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!
GODFUCKING DAMMIT - now with the level 1 yodin bullshit
ANNNNDDD IM RIGHT FUCKING BACK WHERE I STARTED AT - day number fucking 5 of standing still
lose to another fucking level 1 summoner - here we are going fucking backwards - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!!
win 2- annndddd get fucke out of the streak - again
fuckin this - taking a break
win 2 - annnddd fucked out of the streak again
win 1 - lose 1 , again and again and FUCKING AGAIN !!!!
7 more shityy rewards
ugggggg
day 6 - life - scratch that - anti melee
win 1 - annndddd fucking lose it right back
goddammmit - not in the fucking mood for this shit right now - taking a break
lets start the day fucking losing
got lucky and pulled off a streak - almost made it to gold 3
LOL - took 6 fucking days to 'almost' move up a league - fucking hillarious
SWEET !!! - got a decent streak and blasted into gold 3
taking a break before i fuck it up and start losing
8 more absolute fucking worthless garbage rewards
day 7 - exploits
fucke me in the eye with a hot poker
first match vs some high level motherfucker - goddammit
got lucky on that - annndddd nevermind , the next guy was better
SWEET !!! - got a quick 3 win streak in
annndddd then fucking lost the next match - taking a fucking break
pulled off another 3 win streak
annndddd then fucking lost the next match - taking a fucking break
more fucking potions !!!! - uggg , well i could open my 90 packs and hope for the best
(nope - still saving those for a super rainy day)
day 8 - BRING THE DEATH
my fav splinter (after dragons of course)
let's hope i dont die die die my own death
win 1 - lose 1 , another fucking day of standing still
whoops , fucking lost another 1 - now were going backwards
so much for my best summoner
well, there's 3 in a row i just got fucked out of - taking a break
annnnddd there's 5 in row lost with my best summoner - 100 points fucking pissed away
it's like im not even fucking playing at this point - THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!!
win 2 - annnddddd get fucked out of the streak - every fucking time
win 2- annnnddddd get fucked again - another day of just standing fucking still (forgot , i already got fucked out of 100 points too)
GODFUCKINGDAMMMIT !!!!
win3 - annndddddd here comes the fucking level 8 dickhead - SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH !!!!!
FINALLLYY !!! - pulled of a streak and made it into gold 2
annndddddd immediately got stomped by the higher level fuckface right back into gold 3 - MOTHERFUCKING FUCK !!!!
pulled an epic for once
day 9 - flying
SWEET !!!! I can use dragons
win 2 - annnddd fucking lose 2
welcome to day 9 of fucking standing still
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT !!!!
welll, there;s 4 in a row fucking pissed awy into the void
now i'm back in gold 3 again - fucking 50 points away from gold 2
i don't know why i do this fucking bullshit every day
win 2 vs higher level summoners
annndddd then losing the seasy match - FML
win 2 - annndddd get fucked out of the streak - every fucking time
win 1 - annnddddd fucking lose 1 - SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH THIS IS PISSING ME OFF !!!!
ARE YO U FUCKING KIDDING ME - and then lose to a fucking level 1 summoner - UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE !!!!
well - down 150 points in 2 days - this is FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!!
win 2- ANNNDDD GET FUCKED ON THE STREAK _ EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!
fuck this shit - taking a break
win 2- annnddddd taking a break so i dont get fucked again
got some merits in rewards - meh
day 10 - exploits
annndddd lets lose the first match to the fucking 3 buff summoner
unfuckingbelieveable - day 10 and still fucking standing still in gold 3
win 1- lose 2 , im so fucking pissed off atthis fucking garbage fucking game right now - taking a break
win 1 - lose 1
win 1 - lose 2 - getting farther and farther away from gold 2 with every fucking match
it's another fucking rage quit day here in this shitty fucking game
pulled off a streak into gold 2 - taking a break before ilose 70 fucking points again
got lucky and pulled off a couple more wins in strak mode to get a few more points into gold 2
then the higher level asshats showed up - taking a break before i lose it all
a couple more garbage rewards , meh
day 11 - dragons !!!!
it was gonna be life - but i went for a new focuse because im on the last couple days here
goddammit - win 1 10 points - lose 1 - fucked out of 20 points
here we are going fucking backwards again
pulled off a decent run for a 100+ points
4 more garbage rewards
day 12 - water
not my favorite
lose 1 - win 1
turn and fucking lose to a goddammm level 1 summoner - unfuckingbelievable
1 day left in the season and i cant break any higher than fucking gold 2
definitely getting closer to selling shit at this rate
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - lose another1
then win 1 - lose 1 FUCKING AGAIN !!!!
nothing like fucking going backwards on the last couple days of the season - MOTHERFUCKINGFUCKITYFUCKFUCKERFUCK !!!!!
annndddd there's 3 in a fucking row pissed away - every fucking season
get a run back to where i was
win 1 - lose 1 over and over and over
annndddd here comes the high level assholes - annddd i m bacl to where i got fucked and lost 3
fuck this - i give up for the day
5 more really useless fucking rewards
day 13 - flying
it was gonne be water again but i hit the new focus button
my flyers (dragons n death) are usually pretty good - but we're on the last day of the season so it'll prolly be dogshit
got lucky and pulled off a little run up into gold 1
think i'll just wait here so i dont lose my ass
pulled a legendary and a couple packs
probably the best rewards i've seen in a few seasons
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