splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(89)

start points 1400 - shitty silver 2 again

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day 1 - fire

won the first match of the season

annnnddddd then immediately lose the next

nothing like starting of GOING FUCKING BACKWARDS !!!!!

win 1 - annndddd FUCKING LOSE 2 MORE AGAIN

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!

win 2 - get fucked out of the streak

win 1 - fucking immediately lose 1

10 fucking matches and here i am in seson 89 FUCKING STANDING STILL !!!!!

win 2 - annnddddd get fucked out of the run - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!

at least i'm 20 points ahead after 20 fucking matches - BULLSHIT

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day 2 - healing

got lucky and pulled off a streak - taking a break so i dont lose it all back

here we fucking go again - win2 , immediately turn around and fucking lose 2 - ALL DAY EVERY FUCKING DAY !!!

god fucking dammit !!! - -well, pissed away that 100 fucking points faster than it took to get it - so fucking sick and tired of alwasy fucking standing still ...

win 2- annnddd get fucked out of the streak by a lower level again

3 more garbage rewards

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day 3 - healing again ???

win 2 - annnddddd GET FUCKED OUT OF THE STREAK AGAIN !!!! goddammit !!!!

sweet - pulled of a decent 7 win streak - that got me into silver 1 - still fucking dogshit but better than standing still i guess

6 more dogshit rewards

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day 4 - water splinter

annndddd it's 10 fucking matches with no active water splinter

annnddd i made 20 points for all that bullshit LOL

win 1 - lose 1

annndddd then fucking lose a to goddam level 1 - some days this bullshit just pisses me off

win 1 - fucking turn around and lose 1 - another day down 50 points from where i started

pulled a couple new rares - i guess that's something

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day 5 - flying

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - let's start the day by fucking losing to goddam lower level cards - i must really fucking suck at this

pulled off a 3 win streak vs all the bots

annddd then got fucked by that goddamm level 1 LLAMA - EVERY FUCKING TIME (match 4 in a row vs haoge bot)

this fucking bot shit is getting out of control

10 matches in a row vs the SAME FUCKING BOT - and i'm sitting still on points - FUCKEDUP BULLSHIT !!!

taking a break

pulled off a little streak - annnddd then got fucked by the level 1 yodin - every fucking day

got a legendary in the rewards - matches

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day 6 - water

annndddd let's start by losing 3 in fucking row to lower level cards - pissed away yesterdays points - EVERY FUCKING DAY !!!

got lucky and pulled off a win streak - at least i made my points back

another day of fucking standing still - taking a break

come back from break and fucking lose the first match

annnd followed by a decent 3 win streak puts me into gold 3 - NICE !!!!

annndddd then lose the first fucking match - some things never change

7 rewards - 1 usable card

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day 7 - exploits

pulled off a quick streak - and then fucking lost to a level 1 - another day of dogshit

got lucky and pulled off another streak - FML , it was 5 matches of nothing but bots till i lost

HOLY SHITT !!!!

pulled off a really decent 7 win streak vs the bots - made it halfway up into gold 2

annnndddd lost 4 in row in league battles - every fucking time

followed by losing 3 in fucking row to all the fucking high level motherfuckers in gold 2

looks like i'll be right back down into gold 3 in another match or 2 - EVERY FUCKING DAY - EVERY FUCKING SEASON

fuck this bullshit - taking a break

annndddd lets fucking lose another 1

pulled off a little streak vs the bots - made my points back at least

taking a break

2 more shitty rewarrds

day 8 - water

lose 3 in row to fucking level 1 summoners - fucking nothing but numbered bot accounts

pulled off a decent streak and made up the lost points

holy crap - battled my way into gold 1

annndddd immediately fucking got my ass kicked right back down to gold 2

at least i made it to gold 1 - better than i've done for a while

wow - 7 absolute fucking garbage rewards

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day 9 - FLYING !!!! hell yes

made a SUPER FUCKING RUN for 250 points - alomost fucking made it to diamond 3

thats AWESOEM with 1 day left in the season

GODAMMIT - tried to get in a couple more and lost my ass back into gold 1 - FUUUUCKKKK

eeked back into diamond 3 - stopping here before i fuck it up again

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pulled a bunch of new cards out of 30 rewards - got a few golds , i guess thats better than nothing

pulled a pack from daily rewards is ok

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9,007,199,254,740,991

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