splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(90)

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start points 1900 - gold 3


day 1 - flying

starting in gold 3 is way better than shitty silver 2 any day

start the season with a win 1 - lose 1

annnnddd got fucked out of 3 in row - donw into shitty silver league i go

taking a break

win 1 - lose 3 fucking more

well, thats a fucking garbage way to start the season - fucking dogshit

annnddd i didnt have enought points for a shitty reward - getting really fucking sick and tired of getting fucked


day 2 flying

annnddd it's another day of fucking losing - so much for starting in gold 3

my cards fucking suck in this shitty silver league

day 2 and i'm down 120 points from where i started - fuck this stupid shit, i'm going to bed

tried to play catch up and got fucked out of 50 more points

constantly fucking losing to lower level sumoners with lower level cards is fucking pissing me off

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - there's another 3 in a row fucking pissed away

that's 200 points i got fucked out of in the first 2 days - sometimes i just feel like rage selling all this shit

taking a fucking break


day 3 - fire

lets start the day by FUCKING LOSING 2 more

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - this is fucking bulshit - 3 days of nothing but fucking losing

win 2 - lose 3

well, thats snother 50 points fucking pissed away - i cant fucking believe i'm down 250 points in 3 days

i'm almost down to silver 2 - unfuckingbelievable - 3 days of nothing but straight fucking losing

win 2- get fucked out oh the streak

win 2- get fucked out oh the streak again

win 1 - lose 1 to the fucking level 1 yodin - godddammm fucking 3 buff summoners FUCKING SUCK !!!!!

pulled off a little streak - im still down 150 fucking points though

rewards were friggin worthless


day 4 - water

got a decent run in and made it back to gold 3 - LOL 4 fucking days wasted

meh , got a couple commons - nothin to brag about that's for sure


day 5 - antimagic

win 1 - lose 1

win 2 - lose 2

almost getting my ass kicked back into silver league

DAY FUCKING 5 AND I CANT DO ANY BETTER THAN FUCKING SHITTY GOLD 3 - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!

annnddd there's 3 in a row fucking pissed away - whoopee i made it back to silver league - THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!

got lucky and pulled off a streak - taking a break before i lose it right back

1 garbage fucking reward - it's now wonder my deck is fucking trash


day 6 - DEATH

win 3 - lose 3

toook me about 6 fucking matches till i got one able to use death splinterlands

pulled off a few wins an made a little headway

treid a couple more and just fucking smashed by the level 6's - smashed

win 1 - lose 1

win 1 - lose 2

win 1 - lose another fucking 3 in a row - LOL day 6 and i'm fucking going backwards again

annnddd there's 6 in a row fucking pissed away into the void - fucked out of 100 points for the day

unfuckingbelieveable - lost 2 more trying to catch up - fucked out of 150 points and only have 1 reward for the day

nothing but level 6's and assholes with special titles (in other words - all the rich pay-to-win dickheads)

ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!!

well fuck this - taking a break before i get fucked out of another 100 points

2 shitty rewards


day 7 - stealth

another day of win 1 - lose 1 bullshit

it really sucks to lose vs shitty level 1 summoners

battled it ou up into gold 2 - LOL only took 7 fucking days

win 1 annndddd then get fucked by the goddam yodin, those motherfucking 3 buff summoners FUCK ME every time

win 1 annnndddd here comes the high level motherfuckers - EVERY GODDAM DAY

takin a break before i get to pissed off

another 4 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1

time to take another break

win 2 - annndd then fucking lose 2 to the goddamm level 1 yodings - EVERY FUCKING DAY !!!!

this standing still bullshit is starting to piss me off

win 1 - lose 1 vs lower level cards - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!

annnnddd the rewards were still dogshit


day 8 - dragons

i used to be excited with my fav splinter . but the bots even managed to ruin the one good day a season i could get

win 1 - A FUCKING DRAW

SWEEET !!!! got a nice run all the way through gold 2 into gold 1 until i hit some level 6 dickhead with a gambler title

SWEET !!!! pulled off another decent run and made it half way to diamond 3

might make it with 2 days left

i have noticed my DEC rewards are almost non-existant and chests don't seem to be adding up as good either -hmmm

another day of shitty useless rewards - glad i havent dumped too much $$$ into this shit


day 9 - stealth

win 1- lose 1 about 4 fucking times in a row , taking a break

annnddd let's sstart a new day by fucking loseing 4 in row - nothing but super high level rich fuckers

fucking garbage rewards for that dogshit


day 10 healing

win some lose some more

started the day fucking losing 3 in a row to the rich fucks with level 6's

i just dont get this fucking game - it seems more fucking random than anything

20 fucking matches of win 2 - lose 2 and still fucking standing still

battled and battled and battled and finally made it DIAMOND 3

that's a decent season finale for me


pulled some decent cards in season rewards


9,007,199,254,740,991


*(this account is for entertainment purposes only - please consult a mental health professional if you consider taking any of this seriously)

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