splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(91)

start points 1900 - gold 3

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day 1 - anti stealth

let's start the new season losing 3 in fucking row to the high level motherfuckers

right down into shitty silver where my cards are shit fucking useless

annndd lost 2 more

so there ya go - fucked out of 100 points to start the season -

looks like last season , it'll take me 6 fucking days to get out of silver league - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!!

i cant fucking believe i've been doin this stupid shit for 90 FUCKING SEASONS !!!!

win 2 - lose 5 , still not enough points for even 1 fucking card for the daily challenge - ABSOLUTE FUCKING DOGSHIT !!!!

fucked out of 150 points so far and the now it's fucking assholes with titles and level 8's - fuck this, i give up for the day

trying a few more - annnnddddd lose another 3 in a row to loswer level summoners and cards - EVERY FUCKING DAY !!!!

down 200 points and havent even started the fucking season - AGAIN !!!

after 90 seasons of fighting dickeheads with bots , now we have all these over powered new cards and a bunch of rich fucks that storm in with bots

i dont know if i want to keep playing the 'pay to win' scenario here

yay - i fucking won a match so i at least earned 1 card out of getting fucked for the day

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day 2 - anti melee

win 1 - annndddd get fucked by another dickhead with a fancy title

win 1- lose 1

win 2 - lose 2

yup, another fucking day of just fucking standing still

OMFG - are you fucking kiding me - well, there's another 5 in fucking row lost

down to 1689 - fucked out of 200 points from where i started - it's been rich fucking ass clowns with titles or goddamm bots

win 1 - lose 2 - fucked out of 250 points so far

godfuckingdammit the bad luck losing streak just isnt stopping - i fucking give up till tomorrow

i tried a few more and got fucked out of 50 more points

I FUCKING LOST 300 FUCKING POINTS BY DAY 2 OF THE SEASON - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!!

trying a few more to play catch up -

ANNNNDDD FUCKING LOST MY INTO SILVER 2 - this fucking pay to win bullshit is getting ridiculous

win 3 - annndd turn around and fucking immediately lose 2 - right fucking back into silver 2 - GODDAMMFUCKINGBULLSHIT !!!!

win 2 - ANNNDDD GET FUCKED BY THE GODDAM LEVEL 1 YODIN - THOSE MOTHERFUCKING LEVEL 1 3 buff summoners fukcing PISS ME THE FUCK OFF !!!!

win 2 - ANNNDDD GET FUCKED NY THE LEVEL 1 LLAMA - THAT GODDAMM FUCKING LLAMA

well, here i am after about 30 fucking matches and cant stay out of silver 2 - FUCK THIS - giving up for the day

9 more fucking abosulte fucking garbage rewards

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day 3 - water

win 2- annnddd get fucked and lose to a shitty level 2 summoner - i cant fucking believe this game any more

and then get fucked by the level 1 yodin - now im 50 points ddep into silver 2 - what a fucking joke , lost 350 points in 3 days

ok, pulled off a couple streaks - made it half way back to where i started

battled it back to gold 3 and then got my ass kicked ny the level 6's - taking a break

at least i made up the 300 points - but i'm still about 300 points down from where i used to be aboe to get

11 rewards - 1 fucking pack of cards - the rest was dogshit - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!

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day 4 - flying

SWEET got a decent run into gold 3

annnddd turn around and immediately fucking lose 3 right back into silver - GODFUCKINGDAMMITT !!!!!

10 more fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 - fucking bullshit

finally got a decent run in - only to get stopped out by the high level ass clowns AGAIN

pulled an epic - its prolly only worth a fucking penny

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day 5 - exploits

lets start the new day by getting our ass kicked - FML

another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 2 and end up going fucking backwards

lose 100 points - get 50 back

annndddd i'm still down from where i was yesterday - motherfuckers !!!!

just got fucked out of 3 in row again - losing to the goddam level 1 3-buff bot summoners - AGAIN

annnnddd down 100 points FUCKING AGAIN , nothing but high level fuckers here

i cant move up another league until the fucking bots do

got lucky and pulled of a streak to make up getting fucked out of 100 points

taking a break before i lose it all right back

hmmm , 5 rare summoner helios matriarch

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day 6 - earth , well not my favorite

well lets start the day losing yesterdays gains

GODDAMMMIT another day of fucking standing still

win 2 - annndddd here comes the level 8's to fuck up the streak

pulled off a streak - made it to gold 2

WHOOPEEEE - it only took 6 fucking days to advance 1 league from where i started

and here's a couple more rounds of back and forth

win 1 - lose 1 vs the high level fuckers

i got lucky and pulled off a decent streak for 100 points - ILL TAKE IT !!!!

another bunch of shit useless rewards

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day 7 - healing

whoopeee - win 1

annnddd here comes all the fucking higher level dickheads

so much for yesterdays gains FML

lose 2 - win 2

annndddd get fucked out of the streak by the goddamm 3 buff fancy fucking summoner - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!

3 more shitty rewards

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day 8 - exploits

win 1 - lose 2

after about 3 of those here i am down 100 fucking points - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!

just another day of standing still in the spinterlands

annnddd it's another fucking round of win 1 - lose 3 in a row to super highg level fuckers or shitty level 1 3-bufff summoners

fucked out of 150 points in 2 days - it's just like the beginning of the season - FUCKING DOGSHIT !!!!

3 more worthlesss fucking rewards - not even a useable card in that shit

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day 9 - dragons - my favorite

win 2 from surrenders

annnddd here comes the fucking level 8's to fuck up the streak - just another fucking day

pulled off a little streak till hte fucking dickhead with a title showed up

got lucky and pulled off anohter little run

getting closer to gold 1

lets try a couple more - win 2 , annnnddd THEN GET FUCKED BY THE GODDAMM LEVEL 1 summoner - fucking 3 buff asshole sget me EVERY FUCKING TIME

well, got a bunch of shitty cards in rewards

not sure i'm diggin the diggin the huge mana needed for summoning these fucking garbage cards

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day 10 - antimelee

WOWSERS !!! - fucking massive 300 point run - made it haf-way to diamind 3

would be nice to see that before end of season ;)

FUCK YEAH !!! got another super decent run and blasted all the way into diamond 3 - with 3 days left

thats not a bad turn around for a shitty start to the season

got a decent amount of cards for rewards - they're still worthless but ay least i got a bunch of them

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day 11 - exploits

well, ya win some you lose some

getting my ass kicked right at the end of the season

yeah, it's nothing but fucking level 8's now - just fucking slaughtering me - taking a break

uggg 2 garbage rewards

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day 12 - water = nope , tried for a better focus and got fire - not my best splinter

godfuckingdammit - it's nothing but level 8's

i just lost 100 fucking points - almost gonna fall back into gold league

well, so much for thinking i was gonna hold on to diamond league - THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!

annnddd just got my ass kicked down into fucking gold league

let's see if i can salvage this before the losing streak fucking destroys me

annndddd here comes the fucking level 10's - im fucked

well, pissed away another fucking 3 in row - i'm 60 points deep into the fucking losing streak - fuck it , i give up

win 2 (vs lower levels) - get fucked out of the streak by the level 8's

win 2 (vs lower levels) - get fucked out of the streak by the level 8's

win 2 (vs lower levels) - get fucked out of the streak by the level 8's

3 times in a row i got fucked out of the streak

pulled 2 legendaries ;)

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day 13 - antimelee

win 2 - annnddddd GET FUCKED out of the streak for the 4th time in a fucking row

annnddd it's back to losing streak again - MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!!

win 2 - annnddddd GET FUCKED out of the streak for the 5th fucking time in a row

SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH !!!!

thats twice in a row of win 2 - lose 2 - getting more pissed off by the match here

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - there's another fucking 3 in a row pissed away - fuck this, giving up before i get fucked out of another 100 points

win 2- ANNNDDDD LIKE THE 10th FUCKIMG TIME GETTING FUCKED OUT OF THE STREAK !!!!!

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season rewards was a decent amount of SPS

picked up a couple chaos packs

managed to pull an epic- those are always nice

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it's coming 9,007,199,254,740,991

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