Community Contest: The Conflict Card Social Media Takeover!

📱 THE CONFLICT CARD SOCIAL MEDIA TAKEOVER!

🌲 Meet GrimDave the Unbent — Now on Social Media!

Greetings, Splinterlands community!

It’s time for another community contest! 🎉

Every month, a new Conflict Card enters the game, and this month we’ve been given a particularly interesting one…

🌲 GRIMDAVE THE UNBENT 🌲

And since GrimDave just happens to be based on Dave himself, the CEO of Splinterlands…

We thought there was only one thing to do.

Give GrimDave a social media account. 😂

But here’s the catch…

YOU get to decide what that account looks like!

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📱 YOUR CHALLENGE

Create a social media profile for GrimDave the Unbent!

Imagine that GrimDave has decided to join the internet and has created his very own social media account.

What would it look like?

What would he put in his bio?

Who would he follow?

What kind of things would he post?

Would he be a respected CEO?

A grumpy old tree?

An influencer?

A terrible shitposter?

A guy who spends all day arguing with people in the comments?

YOU DECIDE!

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🌲 WHAT CAN YOU INCLUDE?

You can be as creative, ridiculous, wholesome, chaotic, or completely unhinged as you want!

Your entry could include:

👤 PROFILE NAME

Give GrimDave a ridiculous username.

Examples:

• @DefinitelyNotDave
• @GrimDaveOfficial
• @TheUnbentOne
• @CEOofTrees
• @Dave.exe
• @TreeCEO69
• @DefinitelyARealTree

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📝 BIO

What would GrimDave put in his social media bio?

Maybe:

🌲 CEO
🔥 Fire Enthusiast
❄️ Professional Snow Enjoyer
💼 Managing the forest since forever
🚫 Don’t ask when the next update is

Or come up with something completely different!

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📸 PROFILE PICTURE

What would GrimDave use as his profile picture?

You can use the card artwork, edit the artwork, create a funny image, make a meme, or come up with something completely original.

AI-generated artwork is absolutely allowed!

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💬 POSTS

What would GrimDave actually post?

Give us one post or an entire feed!

Maybe he’s announcing a new Splinterlands update…

Maybe he’s complaining about his employees…

Maybe he’s fighting with another monster…

Maybe he’s posting pictures of his breakfast…

Maybe he’s just yelling at people.

The funnier, the better!

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👥 FRIENDS / FOLLOWING

Who does GrimDave follow?

Who follows him?

Does he follow other Splinterlands monsters?

Does he follow every Splinterlands employee?

Does he have 10,000 followers but only follows three people?

Does Lily somehow make his following list?

Create his entire social circle!

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❤️ RELATIONSHIP STATUS

Is GrimDave single?

Married?

“It’s complicated”?

Does he have a secret relationship with another Splinterlands card?

We need answers.

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🔥 BIGGEST BEEF

Every social media account needs a nemesis.

Who does GrimDave absolutely despise?

And why?

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💼 OCCUPATION

Sure, he’s based on a CEO…

But what does GrimDave the Unbent actually do?

CEO?

Lumberjack?

Professional Christmas tree?

Forest security?

Full-time Discord lurker?

You tell us!

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😂 AND THAT’S NOT ALL…

You don’t have to stick to the examples above.

Create ANYTHING that you think would make GrimDave’s social media profile hilarious and entertaining.

You could give him:

📱 A complete fake social media page
🎨 A custom profile picture
📝 A ridiculous biography
👥 A friends/followers list
💬 Fake posts
❤️ A relationship status
🔥 A nemesis
📸 Embarrassing photos
📢 Fake advertisements
💼 A ridiculous occupation
💰 His spending habits
🎮 His favorite Splinterlands cards
🤬 His comment section
📨 His DMs
⭐ His follower count
🔔 Notifications
😂 Memes
…or anything else your imagination can come up with!

There are no limits.

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🏆 PRIZES

And of course, we’re not making you do all of this for free! 😎

🥇 1ST PLACE

🎁 CA Standard Pack

PLUS

🎴 Your choice of TWO Arena Vanguard cards

Dragon Summoner excluded from Arena Vanguard choices.

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🥈 2ND PLACE

🎁 Escalation Pack

PLUS

🎴 Your choice of ONE Arena Vanguard card

Dragon Summoner excluded.

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🥉 3RD PLACE

🎁 Conclave Arcana Starter Pack

PLUS

🎴 Your choice of ONE Arena Vanguard card

Dragon Summoner excluded.

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🏅 4TH PLACE

🎴 Your choice of ONE Arena Vanguard card

Dragon Summoner excluded.

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⚖️ JUDGING

Entries will be judged based on:

😂 Humor
🎨 Creativity
🌲 How well the entry fits GrimDave
💡 Originality
🔥 Entertainment value

You don’t need to be an artist.

You don’t need Photoshop.

You don’t need to make a professional video.

A hilarious idea written in the comments can absolutely compete with a fully designed social media profile!

We’re looking for the entry that makes us say:

“There is absolutely NO WAY GrimDave would actually post this…”

😂

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📜 RULES

1. Create a social media profile for GrimDave the Unbent.
2. Your entry can be an image, written post, mock social media page, meme, or combination of anything you want.
3. AI artwork is allowed.
4. Your entry must be related to GrimDave the Unbent.
5. You may submit ONE entry per person.
6. Be creative and have fun!
7. Please keep entries appropriate for the Splinterlands community.
8. Your entry must be your own original creation.
9. Entries must be posted in the comments below.
10. Winners will be announced after the contest closes.

📅 CONTEST DEADLINE

September 10th, 2026 at 11:59 PM EST

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🌲 ONE LAST THING…

This is the first installment of what I hope will become a monthly contest series!

Every month, a new Conflict Card will arrive…

And every month, we’ll find a new ridiculous way to put that card in the spotlight.

So don’t just think about what GrimDave looks like.

Think about:

WHO IS GRIMDAVE?

What does he do?

Who are his friends?

Who does he hate?

What’s his biggest secret?

What does he post at 2 AM?

What does his social media history look like?

You decide.

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📱 THE CONFLICT CARD SOCIAL MEDIA TAKEOVER

🌲 GRIMDAVE THE UNBENT EDITION 🌲

Let the internet meet GrimDave.

Good luck everyone, and most importantly…

HAVE FUN! 😂🌲

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P.S. Dave… we’re sorry in advance. 😂