My Actifit Report Card: February 25 2026
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today's joke
A young girl is walking across the park, when she sees a big man facing her, arms outstretched, a bush on the left, a bush on the right, so she thinks to herself, this is the end. When he was close, she ran and kicked him in the crotch with all her strength. A big bang, screaming and swearing: "Damn it, it's the third pane of glass, I hope I'll never glaze the window!"
dnešní vtip
Mladé děvče jde přes park, když vtom vidí proti sobě velkého chlapa, ruce roztažené, vlevo keř, vpravo keř, tak si říká, to je konec. Když už byl blízko, tak se rozběhla a vší silou ho nakopla do rozkroku. Velká rána, řev a nadávání: „Do háje, to je už třetí tabule skla, já to okno snad nikdy nezasklím!“

Translated by gemini

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