My Actifit Report Card: April 18 2026

Today Antoníček's Spring

Dnes Antoníčkův pramen

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today's joke
An old grandpa comes to an insurance company, saying he would like to take out life insurance. Insurance agent: "Don't be crazy, grandpa, how old are you?" "95, but I want to fly abroad with my father, and it's good to be insured." "What?! And how old is your father?" "He will be 119 in a month." "And what will you do abroad?" "Oh, we want to go to grandpa's wedding." "Grandpa?! And how old is he, for heaven's sake?" "He recently celebrated his 142nd birthday." "And why does he want to get married at this age?" "He doesn't want to, but his parents forced him."

dnešní vtip
Přijde starý děda do pojišťovny, že by si rád uzavřel životní pojištění. Pojišťovák: „Neblázněte dědo, kolik máte roků?“ „95, ale chci letět s otcem do zahraničí a to je dobré být pojištěný.“ „Cože?! A kolik je otci?“ „Za měsíc mu bude 119.“ „A co budete dělat v zahraničí?“ „Ale, chceme jít dědovi na svatbu.“ „Dědovi?! A kolik je proboha tomu?“ „Nedávno oslavil 142. narozeniny.“ „A proč se chce v tomhle věku ženit?“ „Však on nechce, ale rodiče ho donutili.“

Translated by gemini

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