Uncle Bounce

I am an uncle. My nephews/neices like me to bounce them on my knee. I used to work as a bouncer in a friend's strip club for a good number of years. A nickname was established. I major in info. systems management and network arch. & security. I like cows and dogs. I like mashed potatoes. I like the color purple. I like guns, gardening, hunting, and fishing. I grew up on a farm and used to breed/train/show quarter horses. I enjoy writing and cooking and roleplaying, too. The end? Not yet, but soon. This'll be a best-seller, for sure.
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