SBI/SM Contest #012: Tell me a Joke an win 6 SM cards or a SBI share

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Hello Everyone!

I am back again with the 12th SBI/SM cards contest

Just send me a joke (Text or Image) in the comments and the best one will get an SBI share or 6 SM cards.

As a proud member of Contest Kings, all of these giveaways require

  • No Upvote
  • No Resteem
  • No Follow

Rules to follow for the contest

  • username on which you need the reward to be sent
  • Select your reward as SBI or a SM cards set from what listed below.
  • Tag your friends who might be interested in the giveaway (optional).
  • Comment the joke. It could be an image\meme, a gif or plain text. - just cool enough to laugh hard.
  • The winner will be announced after post payout.

Prizes to choose form

  • 2 x Rexxie + 3 x Rusty Android
  • 2 x Rexxie + 3 x Vampire
  • 2 x Rexxie + 2 x Undead Minotaur
  • 2 x Rexxie + 1 x Sea Monster
  • 3 x Rusty Android + 3 x Vampire
  • 3 x Rusty Android + 2 x Undead Minotaur
  • 3 x Rusty Android + 1 x Sea Monster
  • 3 x Vampire + 2 x Undead Minotaur
  • 2 x Undead Minotaur + 1 x Sea Monster

Example of a valid entry

@iampolite tagging @roshne
SM cards | 3 x Rusty Android + 3 x Vampire

"The joke goes here"

Other Contests/Giveaway you can Participate

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Also I created a invite list for this contest, if you don't want to be included in that list please let me know via comment. Thanks
@aggamun, @apenny, @alokkumar121, @aaliyahholt, @bambuka, @benedict08, @bitandi, @cadawg, @che-shyr, @chekohler, @cryptof, @crypt-skip, @chris94, @deathcloud, @davidesimoncini, @deantonio, @definethedollar, @edgarare1, @elbrava, @erixink, @funworlding, @fredkese, @flxlove, @gamemods, @gillianpearce, @hillock, @hungryharish, @isengrim, @jmehta, @khan.dayyanz, @mango-juice, @mermaidvampire, @mmunited, @mimismartypants, @monsterbuster, @nutus, @odrin, @onestopfacts, @olivia08, @philippekiene, @qwerrie, @roshne, @rachaeldwatson, @simonjay, @stever82, @teslapro, @wakeupkitty, @wdougwatson, @zyzzyva

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@mmunited is tagging @aggamun.

2 x Undead Minotaur + 1 x Sea Monster

When I was in my mother womb. She want to eat mangos. She may die if she can not eat in time. So I slipped out of her womb while she is sleeping and climbed to mango trees. I collected mangos for her. After that I came down and reenter into her womb. She was very happy when she has seen a pile of mangos that I put in front of our house. She will never know who did this. She think this is the deity who she normally prays.

@onestopfacts tagging @hungryharish
SBI share
It's in Hindi but I liked it.

How to distract wife while arguing with her ?

Just say...

Sundar ho to kuchh bhi bologi kya ?

It works 😁

ha ha -- I like it.

@definethedollar tagging @cadawg
2xRexxie + 3Vampire

Two guys standing out in a field notice a huge hole in the ground. They want to see how deep the hole is...they look around and see an on anvil sitting there. The guy throws the anvil into the hole and listen, listen; it’s so deep they don’t hear it hit the bottom.

A few seconds later a goat comes running at the hole as fast as it can and jumps in.

Along comes a farmer and asks the guys if they’ve seen his goat.

“Yeah! He just came running full speed and jumped down the hole!” They said.

The farmer says: “But that’s impossible, he was chained to an anvil!” 😂

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SBI-Share, please! SM-Cards: your choice

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SM cards | 2 x Rexxie + 2 x Undead Minotaur

If one drop of sperm contains more life than a drop of blood,
why then vampires do not use to suck the dick?..

ha ha....
that's really funny!

I went to China and asked a Chinese hooker for directions. She said, "sex sex free sex"
I was happy until a friend told me she means "six six three six"

anything you are being talken about, in the end, turnes out to be about money, hehe. I mean, nothing can be for free

Everything has a price

how much, that is the question. sometimes too huge, sometimes vice versa...

Huge is relative. What might be too much for one person could be chicken change for another

chicken change

that sounds so awesome!! I am adding this to my vocabulary -- thnks for that.
and agree, all is relative..

😁😁😁 yea, most things are relative

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@iampolite tagging:- @jozef230 for sbi plz.
A woman and her husband stop at a dentist’s office.
“I need a tooth pulled right away,” she says. “Don’t bother with the Novocain; we’re in a hurry.”

“Which tooth do you want pulled?” asks the dentist.

The woman shoves her husband toward the dentist. “Go ahead, dear. Show him your tooth.”

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Good Work Keep it up. :)

@aggamun is tagging @nayhlaingsoe

Only SBI share!

Teacher: Why did the crypto price fall down?
Sleepy student: Not because of me.

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@chris94 I want to tag @pinkgirl4
SBI share

At a fair, a man bumps into a fortune teller's tent. Thinking of having a good time, he enters it and sits down.
"I can see that he is the father of two," says the seer, looking at his crystal ball.
-AHA! That's what you believe
Says the man with disdain. I am a father of three.
-AHA! Says the fortune teller. That is what you believe.

@barmbo tagging: @kirstin

SBI-Share, please!

A policeman pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.

“Have you been drinking?” the officer asks.

“Just water,” says the priest.

“Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

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