Worst Answer Competition #5 POB and PIZZA - Worst Video Game Idea

Ok it has been way to long! Sorry everyone work and life has gotten hectic and I have dropped the ball on this!

So this going to be the fifth competition that features both POB and PIZZA prizes! To celebrate SPS blowing up and the new 1UP tribe we are going to ask for the worst video game ideas


So the question is..

"What video game am I going to play?"

Remember we want the worst ideas so please dig deep (or shallow?)! And place your answers in the comments below!

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Ok so the prize will be!

1st 6 POB
2nd 4 POB
3rd 2 POB

Also we will now have a bonus prize of 1 !PIZZA for the most creative response, I am talking images, gifs , hikaus I don't really care just go crazy

I will also upvote as many answers as possible and give out some slices of !PIZZA

We will close in 7 days and need at least 3 answers




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You want a new video game? Why not try GRAND RENTAL AUTO? You rent a car of your choice and drive it around town. There's no shooting, no prostitutes, nothing that makes you take chances. The rental car must be returned in pristine condition and the fuel tank filled or there are penalties! Can you make it back in one piece with a perfect car before the contract expires? 😱 Yes, try GRAND RENTAL AUTO today!

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Introducing Waiting in Line! Survive as long as you can, waiting in line! Punch yourself in the face to keep you awake! Punch too much, and you'll die! Waiting in Line, now available on every browser you have, in 3D!!!!

Game Link:
http://www.rajeevbasu.com/projects/wil3d/

!PIZZA

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Welcome to the brand of new game of 'Wall!' This exciting new game lets you actually paint a wall with any colour you want..so as long as it's white and with our new environmental physics engine you actually watch the paint dry in real time based of previaling weather patterns!

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Let's play "Accounting Simulator", where you get actual financial information of anonymous people who are paying the gaming company and you do their accounting for them for free!

Top ten players every month get a special upgrade to the expansion pack called "Tax Simulator", where you get to do taxes for other people!

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Howdy, I believe the game ya r looking for is Dial Up!
Yo youngster don't know what fun it's like when yo had to use the phone ligidy-line to connect to the internet. Listen to the musical whisteling of ye good old modem for at least half a' hour before you could wait another hour for a site to load. We will provide you this experience!

You can buy the base game for $5,99, which will give ya the loading screen in an endless loop
We offer also DLC's like

  • Ye good old whistle for $3,99 where you get 3 nerve calming sounds for that extra kick out of the experience
  • Half loaded picture for $0,99 per picture

For a low low price of $99,99 we will send you an AOL replica dial-up box with cables(!!!) and a blinking light for that extra retro feeling. (12xAAA batteries not included)
This is also a perfect gift for ya parents and grandparents!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Internet connection is not included! No REFUNDs!

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undoubtedly this is the worst imagine governing jumanji and gnania together in the same territory have the worst internet have inflation at 10000000% and without resources have problems with more than 150 countries and have a mustache the worst game without a doubt your goal is to transform the country in power without having the power to make it lucky
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My first idea was making a joke about a Tax Simulator / Spreadsheet Simulator. Then I remembered that I play EVE Online, so it's not a really bad idea 😅

So my entry will be Multiplayer Jigsaw 2000: you and other 99 players will join a room and, together, you'll all complete a 2,000 piece jigsaw!

There's no punishment for destroying or messing up with the game, of course; also, there won't be any GMs around to kick out the trolls. So the chances of actually finishing a single jigsaw is literally 0%!

F U N G U A R A N T E E D!

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World of Warcraft but
using a SNES controller
for all the inputs

I hope you've enjoyed my haiku

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