Steem Potty Mouths - 2019 Edition
Who's been filling the swear jar up in 2019? I'm fucked if I know, but maybe SteemSQL can shed some insight.....
...is not on the list source - creative commons :)
The above swear in the intro doesn't count, this is comments/replies only from the 1st of January 2019 - 31st March 2019.
Also, if the comment contains an array of swear words (as listed below) it is only counted once. I can't remember when I was young if you had to pay per swear word, or you could go all out in one breath and pick up the same fine. Mum?
Some of these accounts likely automate their swears, not that they shouldn't count on this wall of 'fame', but just to make the reader aware.
Swears included
Yeah it's code, not quite as offensive as a list? :D
select top 100 '@'+author, '|', count(author) from comments
where depth <> 0
and ( body like ('% shit %') or body like ('% fuck %')
or body like ('% bitch %') or body like ('% piss %')
or body like ('% dick %') or body like ('% cock %')
or body like ('% pussy %') or body like ('% asshole %')
or body like ('% fag %') or body like ('% bastard %')
or body like ('% slut %') or body like ('% douche %')
or body like ('% cunt %') or body like ('% bollocks %')
or body like ('% arsehole %') or body like ('% wanker %')
or body like ('% dickhead %') or body like ('% tosser %') )
and created between '01/01/2019 00:00:00' and '03/31/2019 23:59:59'
group by author
order by count(author) desc
I stole most of the words from here, which includes the most popular swears from the UK, US, Canada, and Australia. The list felt incomplete without 'wanker, dickhead', and 'tosser' though :)
And the winners are!
Firstly, I am totally impressed with the number of accounts I recognize in this list! There are probably 10 - 20 tops that I've not engaged with which seems low considering how many accounts there are.
Ten comments containing a swear will get you on the most prolific of the first quarter of 2019. That is less than one comment with a swear per week - weak!
Sorry Mum
Of my 38 swears, 4 of these are when I have quoted others and so I think I can be forgiven for those. There is also plenty of 'shit', and 'piss', which I consider among the milder swears in the list.
Alright, did you expect to be on the list, or higher on the list?
Swearing is cool, or fuck no?
Have a nice evening!
Asher
How the fuck did I not get on that list?
fuck knows, are you even fucking trying over there?! :D
You'll have to start transcribing your dTube/YouTube content, @kerrywolf, if you want to be a contender. My game needs some steppin' up as well. 😎
Heh heh - the thing is I've become a contender by deliberately not trying very hard. No need to start now.
!dramatoken
You're upping the drama to new levels! Have a DRAMA.
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DRAMAgo to steem-engine.com.How the fuck am I not in the top ten!? Madness. I am a sweary bastard. Or at least I thought I was. I am obviously still learning the ropes :OD
A solid position in the rankings no less though, and I'm sure you can 'improve' for the second quarter :D
I might have to up my game!! You are doing awfully well. I thought you were quite a well spoken chap!!
I think I know what it is with me, I am all euphemisms!!
I really don't know how I've ranked so highly! Lots of shits with the odd tinkle of piss it seems :D
Hahahaha, yeah. Toilet stuff, wins every time!
I didnt make the list.🤣😂 you should have tagged it f%*%ing busy sh!tty twat. But truthfully a great list. Thanks for this great addition to the chain.😁
You didn't, but don't be ashamed!
There have been better posts today I'm sure, but a point for originality at least? :D
Fuck, I almost didn't make it.
Top 100 and a solid base to rise in the rankings over the coming months!
That was 10% of my swearing in 2019.
Not sure I'll ever make the top of the list. So disappointing.
#losing
In the future there could be an Oracle that excludes Potty mouths?
Only 63rd on the list those are rookie numbers I need to pump those numbers up! Also Lyndsey and Bernie have an unfair advantage they’re always cussing out one another lol, us mortals need to find interesting and obscure ways of sneaking a fuck! Fuckitty fuck fuck fuck in!
Will need to do some seriously converseption from now on like Instead of saying I love you I will now say..You’re such a fucking hoe I love it!
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That should boost you up the list for the next quarter, although you only get one point per comment :D
Quit stealing my bedtime lines :D
The account up at the top with ol' Berno that you think is me, is his account as well. Look at the spelling. He spams and harasses people with it, pretending to be me.
Lol ah i see now, well you real slim shady I mean Lyndsay Bowes is still pretty high on the list so you're not out of it yet!
Yes.... I got on the list at 37.
But you forgot one.
Twat
What about twat m8? Come on, that's GCSE level swearing 🤣
P.s. I didn't expect to see my name on there tbh, I usually use fkn or sh#t. Obviously I've written more steem comments while steemin drunk than I thought.
Twat should totally be on the list.
Congratulations on 37th, solid work!
🤣😂🤣 My mum would be so proud! Do I fucking cuss that damn much? Or is this all just some !shit you are making up Ash!? 🙂
Boy, aren’t we a bunch of wankers....
Funny post, thanks.. I needed the laugh 😉
I don't make (much) shit up, this shit is real!
Thanks :D
@penderis top 20 well fucking done mate finally a top list you’re naturally good at!
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haha :D Nice shout out!
Ha, I think the only thing keeping me from buttfucking the top ten 10 is my lack of engagement... Congratulations number 63 ;) Although I am a bit confuckulated as to why the drama queens are on the list.
Please move me to number one on the Swears for fun list @abh12345 ;)
To that I say get fucking busy son!
Lol I’m kinda dissapointed that I didn’t come I. 69th! You know if you can’t come in number 1, 69 with someone!
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Hey! I took a dump in your wallet! Take a trip to the bathroom to claim your worthless SHIT!
Wow! Thank you!
Ahh shit, wrong wallet :)
88?!
Geez. Lame.
Must try harder :)
lol I doubt I've ever used it on here..like ever....well, here's to a fucking first time.:D
So happy you broke your swear cherry on my blog! :D
😄 you don't see my name on that list for sure 😁
That is something I will never do in public (Steemit), nor in private. Sorry, it's not my style.
But congratulations to you, you're not so bad 😄
You are a good girl :D
Trying to be 😄
This is funny. I'll never make it onto this list though, as I never swear, probably since the shock of getting smacked and sent to bed as a child for calling my friend a shite (because she'd ruined my snowball design).
A 'shite', that's a level 1 or 2 out of 10 for a swear, very harshly treated imo! :D
That is exactly what I thought! As you can see, I've never got over it (sniff).
Welcome to the club, I'm not on the list either 🙂
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Mid table for swearing is fine with me. I know I can blame that Scottish dick boom for making me swear.Normally I am a saint and around the wrong crowd I drop my high standards. Cant't compete with the cocks at the top though as that is rather heavy shit.
I expected b00m to be far higher on the list - perhaps if I did the same for Posts he would be top 10 :D
Working it for next time I see, not sure if I should be issuing engage tokens here or not!
It's called creating a demand, which will then drive the price up. I can't believe paulag is so high up the list as I can't recall her having a potty mouth. We need to send her Tabasco.
😱😱😱 Shame on you! I thought you're a nice guy just to see your name on the wall of shame 😁
fame, not shame! :D
Fame for those on top and shame for those on the bottom? 😁
Shhh. I may have used the word "swear" a few times as I don't use such vulgar words.
You've been busted! 😱
Cock
;O)
Bellend - not on the list either - so much scope!
Haha, your could be there all day adding to the list!
So ... The "naughty" or "nice" list @abh12345! Glad to see I am not on the list at all. If I had been, it would say something is wrong with your SQL ... :)
And you're #21! But due to your quotation of others ... Oh, okay ... Seriously looking at the top 10, I wouldn't be surprised if some of those lower down aren't also that high due to their quotation of those higher up ...
Pretty soon, we'll have to have a parental advisory note of some sort on each post ... ;)
I would air on the side of naughty :) But I think the odd profanity here and there isn't so bad. Of course, it is very respectable to not appear on the list at all.
I think you are spot on with this analysis work :)
Nice work on that Advisory notice @abh12346! 👍 And fast too! 😉
Seriously, I know some parents who have their children "in here" posting. And not teenagers either ... I would hope they'd be a "little concerned" about their little one stumbling on to some of the stuff I've seen by those high up on your list ...
BTW, how did it go today? Or do we need to just wait patiently for your next post to find out? 😊
Swearing bots.
The leaders are for sure, and as pointed out, the other front runners likely quoting the leaders :) After the top 10 or so though, oops :D
Maybe it would be a good game to see how these (famous) people do on the other list, the "nice, polite words" list. A comparison would be interesting 😀
If you can find me a list (or make one) (did I make one already?!) then I will certainly do a Polite mouths post too :)
Wouldn't the "please, thank you, my pleasure" list qualify? You have one, actually you did one last year.
It does ring a bell :) I will take a look and see what I can do!
Well, it's all on the blockchain now... You'll all be forever known as the steem potty mouths.
I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed.
Amen :)
Don't get mad, get fuck ing even!
This dick is pissed as fuck to not be on this shit list of cunts and assholes!
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haha, keep that up and you will make a storming entrance next time!
You just had to open the box...
I haven't typed most of those words in a long time. You inspired me.
Does your list include s es ed ing? For when we want to curse while respecting grammar rules?
It looks like it excludes obvious non curses like assess because of " ".
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fucking, is not on the list, if that's what you are asking :)
It was a first go, in future I will be sure to add a few more in.
Box - opened, see you next time :D
need to up my swearing. lets see if this works !shit
EDIT: Nope! Don't even give a shit
No shits given, I wonder if someone would give a !fuck ...
I think subconsciously that this text in your post today sparked my post :)
Thanks!
lol your welcome.
here is a !shit so you can give one......
thanks snook.
:D welcome
Hey! I took a dump in your wallet! Take a trip to the bathroom to claim your worthless SHIT!
How the fuck am I not on that list? Guess I've been keeping it PG in my commenting. My religious family members would be so proud.
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You have failed to litter the blockchain with swears, can I expect a new entry in 3 months time? :D
Litter?
Surely you mean grace.
I am a big fan of passionate swearing in real life, but let's see if I can stop being so "Blockchain conscious" ;)
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My bad, 'grace'. I think all my swears are in comments to guys, I'm a sexist swearer :)
I'm so badass I made the list twice.
You would have gotten an extra point next time for bad ass too :D
I need to catch up to my evil fucking twin somehow :)
Hahahahahahah.
Pretty much one person.
a few more that that!
LOL! Not surprised at the list but believe that these results have increased given the whole shitpost discussions over the last couple of weeks!
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only if people wrote shit post and not shitpost - i think the latter was used most of the time :)
This is not true to life at all. I use more curses in ten minutes to what i have written in the last quarter. But as i always say, be very careful with what gets written down.
In real life not so much. I'm usually very bad once i get going. But as that beautiful old Irish saying goes,
"I'd rather shit in my hands and clap, than make it onto this list."
Blockchain conscious i see. Although you have hypothetically just shat on your hands and clapped, so we are making progress :D
Anything you write down can be used against you in later life so I keep the worst of it for the pub. When I'm writing I always think it's more professional, must be an old mentality from school and work.
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This has to be broken. I rarely cuss. SHIT.. this can't be right.
Perhaps you have a classier array of swears :D
really?? there's a winner? haha
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Everyone's a winner here!
FUCK! I need to catch up! :)
See, the exclamation would cause this comment not to be counted and so maybe your excellent grammar is stopping your from advancing :D
Lessons learned! lol :)
I’m almost sad I’m not cunty enough ... !! 😛🚨
The list was quite strict and sadly, cunty would not score a point! :P
There should be a cunty badge. 🤣
Get fucked.
Another near miss but sadly no point for fucked or fucked. :P
Well, fuck...if you piss around long enough on this shit, you're likely to come across some little bitch with a dick in their asshole acting like a douche because their pussy got hurt from some other dickhead whose bastard child swift-kicked them in the cock, so they decided to get online and be a total cunt to everyone they saw - like a back-alley slut that couldn't find a John to pay her for a $2 hand-job.
In other words...
You can find plenty of people using "profanity" and "obscenity" on Steem. You just have to know where to look.
Seems like I just need to visit your comments feed a little more :D
You omitted classics like "dogfucker" and "cumbucket" and the timeless "asshat".
I will try to extend this cunting list a bit more next time!
I thought I fucking swore more. I guess I been trying to be a good cat on the blockchain by using things like darn instead of dam. Wanker is such a great one. I love using it and having people look at me all funny. Those Australians have the best ways to express themselves.
Wanker is pretty common in the UK too, also used as 'that was wank' or 'what a wank stain' :D
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For once glad that I didn't make it to a list of yours :)
Better luck next time, or not! :D
I'm pretty sure I've lost a friend or two on the blockchain because of my potty mouth. I think this evidence that they give a fuck more than I do.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
They are not a friend if they can't handle a fuck or two :)
Exactly! 😄
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Hahahahaha definitely not on the list. Im too careful i guess! 🤣
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lol nextgencrypto aka berniesanders doing a good job at deranking the platform
@abh12345, seriously I'm not impressed. I'm only at 49! 😊
I have to up my game I think. 🤣This is a cool concept and I never knew it could be tracked. But fucking fuckety fucko fuck..I do now and now I know this metric can be tracked...😈
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Must try harder, although you shat on Taraz so that's a result :D
Yeah, I'm a way better sweater than him. 🤣 @honeydue kicked my ass though!
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Mind your language, boys :P there's ladies present.
@galenkp, just noticed...you're a better sweater than your brother? Oh well, to each his own, I suppose. I mean, as long as you're happy...
Yeah...Who are higher on the swear list than the lads! 😂
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Damn me to fuckery, I almost missed this post for some reason! Not bad, not bad :)) besides you showed me code or whatever the fuck that is can be fun, if you implement the right words!
Still, gotta up my game, I think. ;) Train for the big swearing league.
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