New Degree Programs Launched To Learn How To Play Splinterlands

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A number of colleges and universities are setting up Bachelor degree programs for Splinterlands to teach newcomers how to play the popular play 2 earn crypto based game. These universities have felt there is a gap in the market for this program which is a 4 year full time course. Students will learn how to navigate the complex Splinterlands dashboards, learn how to bulk buy cards without spending all their dec in Peak Monsters and in the final year they will learn all about abilities. A 2 year masters program is available if students would like to learn about stacking abilities during battles.

We spoke to Professor Twelve in University of Stanford about the courses.

"We felt the 4 year degree program is an excellent way to educate the students in all the workings of Splinterlands. Those who have been on Steem back in the day learned the basics and built on this education like a mechanic learning how to fix an engine. When the modern turbo engine came in they gradually learnt about electrics and now they are fixing Teslas. It is the same with Splinterlands. Trying to play the game off the bat is too complex for most so we needed a course to suit peoples needs. There they will learn about all things Splinterlands and by the end of the course we will have the student battling it out in the novice leagues and hopefully earning a penny or two every day. Well that's the best case scenario anyway!"

Breakdown of Degree Course

Year 1
Splinter Groups
Mana
Melee Attack
Magic Attack
Range Attack
Speed
Abilities 1
Battle positioning
Card Rarities
Summoners

Year 2
Opening a pack
Shop
SPS
DEC
SPT
Credits
Buying Dec
Transferring DEC / SPS
Hive Engine/ Bee Swap / Wax / EOS
Abilities 2

Year Three
Modern vs Wild .
Leagues
CP
Guilds.
Ranked Battles.
Events.
BCX
Card Sales
Combining Cards
Card Renting
Abilities 3

Year 4
Land
SPS node Validators.
Gladius Cards.
Chaos Legion packs
SPS airdrop
Vouchers.
Legendary Summoners
Gold Foil Cards
Rewards System (RP shares)
Card artistry from Alpha to Chaos.
Abilities advanced

Masters Program
How To Complain at the Town Hall Meetings.
Making a Youtube video.
Drafting a Hive Post For Pack Openings.
Best Way to Copy an Opponents Card Deck.
Dec/ SPS arbitrage.
Going Live on Twitch with an Event.
Setting up a node validator.
Attracting other players to play Splinterlands.
Paying off the student loan with SPS and vouchers
Buying up cheap CP using compare tab on Peak Monsters.
Squirreling away legendary gold summoners to make you a millionaire in a decade.
Counter plays to defeat Kitty, Ilama and Yodin.
What are Riftwatchers.
Stacking Abilities.
Not losing ones temper fighting a thorn ability.

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"Above are some of the topics we cover in the degree program," explains Professor Clove.
" This is not exclusive or exhaustive. There are many more tips and tricks we teach our students.
We hope by the end of the 4 years that are students have a good grasp of the whole game because it is rather difficult to break into it. We will start them off in the modern leagues and use some of their grant money to set up a guild and buy some cards. We will then use the battles as case studies so the students can learn rather than to be thrown into the deep end when they are finished college."

We spoke to one student who is partaking in the course. John from Manchester.

"Yeah the game is a minefield if you do not know what you are doing so I have decided to do the full time 4 year course"
"I didn't even know what mana was until last week"
"Take for example buying Credits with SPS....."
"There is not even a converter before until you press buy so you have to keep going back in and out changing the sps value"
"All these little thing you have to learn how to do them."
"I also got tricked into buying some summoner called Waka Spiritblade for $1400 and a heap of vouchers which was all the rage on Hive."
"If I was more educated in the game I would know better. If anything this is saving me money."
"People say to me what are you doing a Splinterlands degree course for and I ask them why are they doing a business degree for"
"It's the same thing really. I just want to go to college and have a sex life so this was the best course to choose. "

Splinterlands declined to comment on the course or John from Manchester's sex life.



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Waka, the gift that keeps on giving!

There is not even a converter before until you press buy so you have to keep going back in and out changing the sps value

That actually does my nut in!

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Somebody told me that was the best way to convert from Hive. I was always just beeswaping for dec and tranferring in. It is in my bollox the best way. I can never get it right!

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Aye, some on the fly converter is a necessity!

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Shithousing Waka probably amounts to 50% of my total rewards. 😂

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It's a good thing to roast is the old Waka collab! What a waste of cash

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Yeah, it's funny because I bought the starting whatever it's called now, thinking about how I liked playing it years ago and promptly gave up. It's nuts now.

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no PhD or postgrad program ? meh :P

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