Midweek Report: One Year On. We send our Resident Reporter to Visit Waka in America .

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It has been around 1 year since we last spoke to the rapper Waka after he signed a major deal to be the face of a special NFT card in Splinterlands so we said it was high time we would pay Waka a visit after his whirlwind year being poisonous summoner Waka Spiritblade. We were treated to a very warm reception by Waka who thought we were the Splinterlands team coming back to give him another truckload of moneys for the second Waka installment.

"Yo yo yo yipey yah yipey yay, whazzzzuppp my homies. The monsters cucks are back on the streetz to come and see Waka.
Mannnnnnnnn am I glad to see you peeps. Are we doubling down?
Do you need me for this new Rebellion shizzle?
Good timing as I'm running out of dead presidents to represent me, you feelin' me homie?? I needz more Benjamins, you down? And my girl Kiki is demanding a Vacay." Hellllllllllll yeah. As Kanye says, She ain't messing with no broke niggas!! You digs?

"Hmmmmm I am not sure if I am a Splinterlands "cuck" Waka. The name is McGarnicle and I work for the Hive Gazette and wanted to see how you are one year on from the Splinterlands deal."

Ahhhhhh man, I miss those niggas, talking about abilities, cards, and mana...... Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt. They asked me what ability I wanted and I went for poison straight off. As I'm a poisonous motherfucker. Into the toxic shit, straight up. Am I still around $800 dollars to buy? Now that is Fuck You Broccolli if you nerds are spending that on a JPEG!!"
Dammmmmmmmmmm brotha , it's a different kind of distro those guys are running. Makes you think why the tech niggas having the biggest yachts. You feelin' me"?

"Yes we are feeling you Waka"

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So what's happening all yall?
"Last year you guys were up in my ass, yes nigga , no nigga , three bags full nigga. Mutherfucking Kikos. Since then though they ain't nobody crackalaking with Waka. Ain't no Splinterland's bros coming near Waka. What's up my man? Crickets be cricketing! Tumbleweeds be tumbling. You hearing me?" Waka not feeling the love!

"Am I would say you are referring the staff losses in Splinterlands but they are coming back stronger now Waka so they might be ahhhh crack-alak-ing you again soon. That's if the flywheel keeps keeping turning and DEC stays at peg which means SPS will increase."

"Muthafuckersssssss........... D . E . C to the S . P . S , what the fuck are you computer homies talking about? That's straight up ceeeeeerrazy, talking about flywheels and shit. I ain't axing about that bro. Waka just wanna get paid. You homies are babbling."

"Am I guess we are Mr Waka , how has your year been?"

"My year, my year , awwww man . I had so many bands from the deal that I went to Las Vegas and was dropping 40 balls every chance I got. Ohhhhhh yeah that's how I roll. I was back baby. Spent the big faces at Gucci you feelin' me."

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"So a good year then Mr Waka?"

"Hell yeah , my daytonas , they are blingin!"
"I was min'ing my own business one day cruising in my bucket, my phone rang and I got a "what's poppin" from my main man Aggy and Matt. Shiiiiiiiiiiiittttt man I was glad I took that call."

"And I didn't even have to jux to get it. There ain't no 187 or 200 on my head. It was eazy cheesey. So whatz we got going on next my homie."

"Errrm again Waka we are not the Splinterlands people."

"Goddam it, well tell them I said what'up and I'm down for more bacon if they gotz fixed up. I kinda dig those guys you know."

"Waka is all out of Remy Martin and waiting for the call again. Word!!"

"I'm sure they will be in touch. Great to see you again."

"Hold up, those Splinterlands brothers gave me this Land Region as a sweetener for the deal. What the hell is that?"

"I would hold that if I was you Waka , it may be worth more than you think in the near future."
"Goodbye my friend."

"Peace out. You tell those brothers I good now won't you?!?!"
"Make sure to tell those Splinterland's brothers my number now won't you...... I think they lost it...."
"I is here all day brother chilling...."
"There's a 00 before the area code homie , you tell those homies won't you?"
"That's 00 456 334 543 9892"
"Il say it again 00 456 334 543 9892"
"That's 00 456 334 543 9892."
"First name Nigel by the way. Waka only my stagename in case you compare the number and you see a Nigel come up. You down?"
"Goodbye now homie.... should I come with you so I can meet them myself??"
Hold up homie , hold up!

We sped away from Waka's mansion while he ran after us at the speed of a gazelle. He is quite fit is Waka but the gold chains eventually weighted him down. Finally we lost him and made our way to the airport. It was great to see Waka looking so well and so healthy.